BTS TEXTS - BTS

23 pt 1

When you "talk" about kpop

BTS as your kpop friend

TAEKEIT

taekeit: OMG

y/n: DID U FIND ANOTHER NUGU GROUP WORTH LISTENING TO?!?!?!

taekeit: not yet bUT

y/n: HIT ME WITH THE NEWS

taekeit: TWICE'S REPACKAGE ALBUM CAME OUT A WHILE AGO

y/n: im guessing its CHRISTMAS RELATED

taekeit: yep

y/n: BYE IM LISTENING TO IT

*later*

y/n: YOU'RE MY HEARTSHAKER SHAKER

taekeit: 놓치기 싫어

y/n: im not korean bro

taekeit: oh right forgot keke

JIMS

jims: don't tell me yet i'm going to find out myself

y/n: how did u know i was about to kindly inform you about 

jims: STOP

jims: IM GOING TO FIND OUT MYSELF

*later*

jims: welp RIP Jonghyun

y/n: yes RIP 

jims: im gonna go lock myself in my bathroom and cry while the bathtub is overflowing bye

y/n: thats awfully specific

y/n: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT SUICIDE UNDERSTAND YOUNG MAN

jims: ur the same age as me

y/n: IDC YOUNG MAN KEEP SAFE AND STAY STRONG JONGHYUN WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR HEARTS 

y/n: he's also that one angel playing the kazoo up in heaven

KOOKFOOD

kookfood: IU

y/n: SLAY QUEEN

kookfood: SO

y/n: FLOWER BOOKMARK 2

kookfood: YOU READ MY MIND

y/n: ofc i did we've known each other for longer than we've known iu

kookfood: ew iu is prettier than you

y/n: is that relevant rn

kookfood: no

y/n: anyways

y/n: i was going to talk about how i'm sad about the lack of english lyrics

kookfood: lmao learn korean then

y/n: yeah ur not helping me by not talking korean with me

kookfood: 재미 없어

y/n: i suspect you just said something about me

kookfood: i said u got no jams

y/n: pfft

JUNGHAPPY

y/n: PEEEEEEKKAAAAABOOOOOOOO

junghappy: YES

junghappy: YES

junghappy: YES

junghappy: YES

junghappy: YES

junghappy: YES

y/n: stop spamming

junghappy: sorry ^-^

y/n: anyways

y/n: do u know the dance to it yet

junghappy: nah

y/n: wtf u need to learn it

junghappy: im still learning it

junghappy: its very

y/n: illuminati ik

junghappy: ILLUMINATI QUEENS

y/n: pEEEEKABOOOOOO

junghappy: imma teach it to u when im done

y/n: i look like a potato when i dance wtf

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i just had to put jonghyun in there somewhere to remind y'all not to even think about hurting yourself because of jonghyun's death

remember that he will always be in our hearts, and that SHINee is still 5 members, 4 hot guys and 1 angel

<3