When the author decides to write mAJOR BTS ON CRACK FILLED WITH OVERUSED JOKES AND BTS BEING RUDE TO EACH OTHER !!
BTS as your best friends
UNHOLYLAND™
*jdope created unholyland™*
*jdope invited jungcock*
*jdope invited lattaeland*
jungcock: v hyung wtf is your name
lattaeland: ITS A REFERENCE TO THE AUTHOR'S STORY NAME
jdope: sTOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL
y/n: whats a fourth wall and who is the author??
lattaeland: oh um nothing
*jdope invited christianchimz*
*jdope invited brainer*
brainer: y'all are the only unholy people here
jungcock: ahEM
jdope: two words. expensive girl.
lattaeland: I AGREE
christianchimz: shut up we didnt ask for ur opinion
y/n: someone is on his man period
christianchimz: DON'T ASSUME MY GENDER
jungcock: yOU'RE A GIRL?? THAT MEANS I CAN DATE YOU
lattaeland: jungcock you're 5 shut up
*jdope invited sleepingbeauty*
sleepingbeauty: who tf are y'all
y/n: i see uve awoken from your 100 year nap my princess
sleepingbeauty: IM A GUY FOR F.CKS SAKE
lattaeland: SUGA HYUNG THIS IS A CURSE FREE COMMUNITY
jungcock: pfft as if
lattaeland: RESPECT UR HYUNG
sleepingbeauty: im turning on do not disturb mode bYE FELICIA
*jdope invited imtheflowerandthatisjin*
imtheflowerandthatisjin: oh hi
y/n: wow
christianchimz: jin this is why no one wants to date you
jdope: THATS EVERYONE RIGHT
jdope: SOMEONE DO ROLL CALL
christianchimz: wtf is this kindergarten?
imtheflowerandthatisjin: THATS JIN HYUNG FOR YOU
y/n: IM NOT THE YOUNGEST HERE JUNGKOOK YOU BETTER REMEMBER TO CALL ME NOONA
y/n: AND ALSO YOU TAEHYUNG
lattaeland: shruggie shrug shrug
brainer: IM DOING ROLL CALL
brainer: Y/N
y/n: im here i literally just shouted at juancock and the guy whos named after vlive or smthg
lattaeland: NOONA MY NAME IS KIM TAEHYUNG
y/n: what tf is a kim taehyung is that a fruit lol i only know a guy whos named after vlive
brainer: JIN
brainer: HYUNG
imtheflowerandthatisjin: GLAD TO KNOW THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE KNOWS HIS HONORIFICS
brainer: YOONGI HYUNG
y/n: he said he turned on do not disturb
sleepingbeauty: YOU WOKE ME UP YOU LITTLE SH.TS
y/n: TURN ON DO NOT DISTURB??
sleepingbeauty: whats that lol and who are you
christianchimz: the old man loses his memory every time he wakes up
imtheflowerandthatisjin: that i agree with
christianchimz: shut up ur older than him
jdope: WHY DID I CREATE THIS GROUP CHAT
brainer: HOBI HYUNG
sleepingbeauty: JHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
jdope: iM HERE
y/n: who else is there
brainer: idk i think thats it
christianchimz: UM HELLO?!?!
lattaeland: i am
jungcock: OFFENDED
brainer: lol hyung whyd u invite these immature children
christianchimz: BUT Y/N IS ONLY A YEAR OLDER THAN US
y/n: thats y/n noona for you
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so starting from now some of the chapters will be an extremely bts on crack (and sometimes not depending on my mood) group chat including y/n sometimes and sometimes not
idk where I was going with this one
I like having y/n as a noona for some of the members cause tbh I just feel like saying "thats y/n noona" is so satisfying idk
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FanfictionBTS texting you. BTS texting each other. ―――― [WARNING: I overuse some bangtan clichés, don't kill me] ―――― [HIGHEST RANKING 2/8/2018 - #83 in fanfiction]
