BTS TEXTS - BTS

13 pt 1

When you try to play a prank on them

BTS as your younger brother 

aestaethic

y/n: oh dongsaeng~

aestaethic: what is it noona

y/n: guess who my new boyfriend is~~~

aestaethic: let me guess- jimin again?

y/n: I said new, jimin is old

aestaethic: who is it then?

y/n: JUNGKOOKIE

aestaethic: BUT HE IS THE WORST GUY IN OUR GANG?!?!

aestaethic: HE IS DISRESPECTFUL TO HIS HYUNGS!!

y/n: whatevs

aestaethic: and you're his noona-

y/n: you know he likes noonas

aestaethic: wait I'm calling him

y/n: NOOO IT WAS A PRANK TAEHYUNG DON'T CALL HIM

jungkooké

jungkooké: noona I'm at the library studying so don't text or call me thanks <3

y/n: aw so sweet but jungkook

y/n: halmeoni (korean for grandma) is at the hospital you need to come now

jungkooké: WTFWTFWTFWTF

jungkooké: WHAT HAPPENED TO HER DID SHE HAVE A HEART ATTACK IS SHE GOING TO LIVE PICK ME UP RIGHT NOW

y/n: lol

jungkooké: DID YOU JUST LAUGH OUT LOUD?!?!

y/n: no I played a prank on you :P

jungkooké: NO ONE PLAYS A PRANK ON THEIR BROTHER LIKE THAT ASDLFJKHJLAD;LGJKHFBKJGDK

y/n: oh sorry

CHIMney

(on Christmas Eve)

y/n: hey chimchim

CHIMney: you know I'm in the other room you can just come over and talk to me right

y/n: but your face is too ugly to look at

CHIMney: it's actually almost midnight what are you doing-

y/n: ANYWAYS

y/n: I just wanted you to know that I JUST SAW SANTA

CHIMney: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

y/n: he's in the living room, wanna come find him with me

CHIMney: IM GOING DOWN RN

*when he went down he saw nothing and then out of nowhere you popped out and scared him*

HOSILK

y/n: hobiiiiiiii

HOSILK: noonaaaaaaa

y/n: it's late why are you still in your pajamas?

HOSILK: wdym? 

y/n: I mean that WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL

HOSILK: isn't it saturday?

y/n: IT'S FRIDAY

HOSILK: OMIGOD WAIT FOR ME PLEASE

HOSILK: I'LL BE DONE SOON

y/n: lol

*he quickly got everything done in like 1 min and when he raced to the front door he passed by a calendar and saw that it was actually saturday*