BTS TEXTS - BTS

31 pt 2

When autocorrect strikes again

BTS as your teacher (just bc)

namtheteacher

y/n: mr. nam

namtheteacher: I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME MR. KIM

y/n: i mean mr. kim

namtheteacher: I told you not to text me at this early hour in the morning

y/n: it's 3 in the afternoon

namtheteacher: oh

y/n: anyways, I have a VEEEEERRYRRY important question

namtheteacher: learn to spell very before that

y/n: WILL YOU ACCEPT AFTERSCHOOL TUTORING LESSONS??

namtheteacher: no i have sex afterschool

y/n: um ok bye sorry for interrupting-

namtheteacher: i MEANT SAX I HAVE SAXAPHONE LESSONS AFTER SCHOOL

y/n: oh

y/n: but you've had sex before right?

namtheteacher: you've had detention before right?

minteachergenius (famous)

y/n: mr. min genius, do I have to reread demian for my project 

minteachergenius: of course you do, any book that can turn into a sex music video is worth reading again

y/n: YOU DO PORN?

minteachergenius: i MEANT SEXY

y/n: thats not much better

minteachergenius: you're telling me you don't listen to BTS

y/n: what is BTS

minteachergenius: YOUR NEW HOMEWORK IS TO LISTEN TO BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS BY BTS

y/n: why do you want me to listen to BTS though

minteachergenius: BECAUSE I'M PART OF BTS GOD DAMMIT

y/n: oh you're part of an oldies band lol I get it

minteachergenius: YOUR NEW HOMEWORK IS TO FANGIRL OVER BTS

minteachergenius: specifically suga

handsometeach

handsometeach: school is cancelled tomorrow because of snow

handsometeach: the principal is an asshole so he couldn't tell your parents so the teachers have to

y/n: what? did you just call my brother an asshole? also I already know

handsometeach: I meant the principal is assymetrical

y/n: autocorrect can't save you now- I'm reporting you to my brother

handsometeach: BUT YOUR BROTHER'S FACE IS ASSYMETRICAL

y/n: hmm thats true, he's really handsome right? I GOT THE SAME GENES AS HIM. meh I guess i won't report u this time

handsometeach: YOUR TEACHER IS MORE ATTRACTIVE

handsometeach: REPEAT AFTER ME.

handsometeach: WORLDWIDE HANDSOME

y/n: nah I'm still gonna report you

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around yoongi's and jin's texts I lost it bc mature bts is hard af and I'm NOT going to attempt to do that ever again

sorry for the crappy update >.< ik yoongi's is confusing but this IS a bts on crack book