BTS TEXTS - BTS

42 pt 1

Reacting to the teasers for their comeback

BTS as your boyfriend (famous)

cupoftae

y/n: BOI WERE U WEARING A SKIRT OMG 

cupoftae: was i what

y/n: iN THE TEASERS FOR LOVE YOURSELF ANSWER

cupoftae: oh yeah i was hehehehehehehehEHEHE

y/n: omg you literally looked like a king AND

y/n: u have

cupoftae: ;)

y/n: A PINK MULLET

cupoftae: ik im beautiful

cupoftae: ive taken jin's place as visual i was jk jin hyung if u ever snoop into my phone and read this text IT WAS A JOKE

y/n: are u talking to urself

jungcocopuffs

y/n: CONSPIRACY ALERT

y/n: THEORY ALERT

jungcocopuffs: are u talking about our teasers photos

y/n: YES

y/n: WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS WILTED FLOWERS????

jungcocopuffs: don't us me pd nim doesn't even tell us the backstories before he tells u guys T-T

y/n: yeah right ik ur hiding some information jungcocopuffs 

jungcocopuffs: hmmMMmMMmmmM maybe

jungcocopuffs: but ur not gonna find out until 2020 :D

jibooty

jibooty: LOOK AT OUR CONCEPT PHOTOS :D

y/n: omg u look like an angel in all of em i love soft jimin :")

y/n: also why are there eyes and cameras and hands pointing at yall in red boxes

jibooty: not revealing anything

y/n: ITS SO CREEPY OMG

y/n: wait is it a reference to that book about the government and "Big Brother"

jibooty: focus on my handsomeness 

y/n: as if i could focus on anything else

hoesock

hoesock: omg im fangirling over myself rn

y/n: what?

y/n: OMG CONCEPT PHOTOSAOIHOIAJWFE;ARWGHEIHWOGJNDKF

hoesock: u just now realize smh

y/n: WHY ARE U SURROUNDED BY EYES

hoesock: oh cause crazy armys keep on staring at us or smthg at least thats what armys on twitter think

y/n: for a second i thought u were gonna give me the inside details on the actual backstory but i guess you don't love your girlfriend enough smh

hoesock: ur gonna have to wait :D for the mv :D its gonna blow ur wig away

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LOOK IM ACTUALLY FOLLOWING MY UPDATE SCHEDULE OMG