BTS TEXTS - BTS

31 pt 1

When autocorrect strikes again

BTS as your teacher (just bc)

TAECHER

y/n: mr. kim, I wasn't at school today because I'm sick. sorry :")

taecher: ginger ladies help colds 

y/n: mr. kim you just assumed my sexuality??

taecher: ginger kookies*

taecher: ginger cookies*

taecher: I'M SORRY

taecher: ginger candies*

y/n: oh

y/n: wait you know jungkook?

taecher: as in jeon jungkook? 

y/n: he's my brother!

taecher: we were classmates in high school

y/n: OMG I KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE NOW

y/n: wow you're young

TEACHKOOK

y/n: my mom wants to ask you if you're single mr. jeon

teachkook: oh really?

teachkook: tell her I'm married and I have rabies

y/n: yOU'RE GOING TO DIE? mr. jeon rest in peace you're - i mean you were an awesome teacher

teachkook: babies*

y/n: oh

y/n: but you don't mr. jeon once I heard mr. park talk about how if you had a baby it would die in 0.2 seconds

teachkook: you're having detention tomorrow young lady

teachkook: also who would want to date your mom? no offense but ew

y/n: OFFENSE TAKEN

teachkook: okay but the age difference. I like noonas, but your mom is like 10 years older than me

y/n: aren't you in your 30s?

teachkook: EXCUCSE ME?!

teachkook: DETENTION THE ENTIRE MONTH YOUNG LADY

teachkook: I JUST GRADUATED COLLEGE  ARE YOU BLIND?!?!

PARKMADSCIENTIST 

y/n: mr. jung wanted me to tell you that he, and I quote, "emptied the house tonight for you and mah sis. ;)"

parkmadscientist: and why should I believe you

y/n: because I'm a good student

parkmadscientist: from where did you get to that conclusion?

y/n: my dedication to the hoes you give me

parkmadscientist: I do NOT give you slutty women miss y/n!

y/n: I MEANT CHORES I'M SO SORRY FORGIVE ME PLEASE

parkmadscientist: whatever, tell ho that I do not like his sister

y/n: who?

parkmadscientist: oh sorry I meant hoseok

y/n: who?

parkmadscientist: you're my student and you can't figure out the first name of a teacher? DISAPPOINTING YOU HAVE DETENTION

y/n: but science has nothing to do with that

parkmadscientist: HOSEOK IS MR. JUNG

y/n: OH. thanks mr. park

JUNGTEACHER

y/n: yo motionless min get your ass in here and tell me your answers for number 8 

jungteacher: I don't think my name is motionless min

jungteacher: I also don't think I've ever known you to curse 

y/n: oH I'M SORRY MR. JUNG I GOT THE WRONG NUMBER

y/n: um can I make it up to you sometime?

jungteacher: well actually I can give you the answer 

jungteacher: number 8 is [insert the hardest math question+solution ever ok] 

y/n: ASSSOME

y/n: ASS SOME*

y/n: AWESOME*

y/n: oops sorry 

jungteacher: didn't know you liked the word ass so much 

jungteacher: oh and I expect 5 dollars tomorrow morning- and don't speak a word about this to the principal okay

y/n: AW COME ON I KNEW THERE WOULD BE A CATCH-

y/n: I mean of course~

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tbh

it's so hard writing mature bts yk?

especially during the boss one omg tae was too mature it took me forever to write that