KuroKen - wrong number 1/??

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(the fake number was just me clicking random numbers so please don't try to call it)

689-403-2854
GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!!
YOURE SO LATE THE COACH IS GONNA KILL YOU

owl boy
???

689-403-2854
bokuto stop playing dumb or i SWEAR TO GOD i will go over to your house and DRAG you here

owl boy
i'm sorry i think you have a wrong number

689-403-2854
I have had ur number in my phone for like 4 years!!!
stfu and get your ass to
P R A C T I C E

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i would like to apologize for earlier
i just got a message from my friend saying that he had to get a new number...
(don't think to hard about that one)

????
it's fine i guess

689-403-2854
so what's ur name?

????
why would i tell you that
you literally texted the wrong number than yelled at me

689-403-2854
ya but i swear i'm not usually THAT obnoxious
i'll start my name is kuro and i'm seventeen

????
so you are usually at least a little obnoxious

kuro
well
i mean
ya i guess

????
then no thanks 👋

kuro
WAIT NOOOOOo

????
what?

kuro
ahA you do like talking to me
otherwise you wouldn't have replied

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i'm just gonna spam text you until you respond
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????
what the hell do you want?!?!?!!

kuro
to talk to you

????
why

kuro
you seem fun
and i'm bored

????
why not talk to the person you thought i was
bokuto or whatever his name was

kuro
because i love the guy
but he's a dumbass and i can only take so much

????
look who's talking

kuro
well not to brag but we have been called "the epitome of the two brain cells meme"

????
"brAg"???
you think that's a compliment?!?!?
who called you that they sound like a genius

kuro
yes. of course it's a compliment.
also his boyfriend akaashi

????
akaashi sounds cool
can you hand him the phone

kuro
*is deeply offended*

????
did you just narrate urself??

kuro
yEs
why don't you just block me
you could if you wanted to so OBVIOUSLY you must love talking to me

????
you seem super annoying but you've made me laugh a few times

kuro
did you just COMPLIMENT me

????
no.
i called you annoying
and also point out that you've embarrassed yourself a lot
so i've laughed AT you

kuro
i'm gonna take that as a compliment

????
you shouldn't

kuro
but i will
anyway you know my name
what's urs? how old are you

????
no

kuro
unless you tell me i'm gonna put you in my phone as no
then your name will be no
and you'll be megan trainor

????
oh pls no
fine my names kenma and i'm 16 almost seventeen

kuro
FINALLY
hi kenma

kenma
don't make me regret this

kuro
oh kenma why would you regret it
it's not like i'll use your name in every sentence kenma
kenma that would be stupid

kenma
i have to agree with akaashi about the two brain cells thing

kuro
rUdE

kenma
i'm leaving

kuro
talk to you later?

kenma
maybe

kuro
is that a yes

kenma
m a y b e.

kuro
i'm going to take that as a yes
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word count: 543
heyyyy so i decided to make this one have multiple parts so this is part one of who knows how many
because it's all the same story i'll try to post faster but i've been really busy since school started again
until next time lovelies 💐💐
and remember to be nice to others

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