Empyrean Iris Story Collection

Animal Planet

"Ok, ok ok, everyone listen up!... QUIET DOWN PLEASE.... Ok very very good. Now we have been cordially invited to interact with a very special group while they are being quartered here on our planet."

"Don't you mean you pestered begged and threatened?"

"You know what, you, you can shut up."

'Why are we doing this anyway. Humans aren't all that interesting anymore?"

"That is where you are wrong! Universe-wide opinion polls state that, behind the drama with the LFIL, humans at large and the most sought after topic in the galaxy. My other sources tell me that only 5% of the galactic population has ever even seen a human. You should read some of the rumors about them, it is quite stimulating.

"How did you even get this to work?"

"The humans seem to want good PR as much as we want good entertainment. Alright everyone! GET YOUR CAMERAS READY!"
"Do you want us to turn on the translation software?"

"No, of course not, well for everyone accept humans."

"Why."

"Well the public won't exactly get a great thrill from them if they think they are intelligent speaking creatures now will they."

"But they are?"

"Shut up, and get ready."

"Three..... two ..... One."

"HELLO EVERYONE! I am Mendex of the Tesraki, and today on my journey through the universe to meet some of the most dangerous species known to the galaxy, I have taken a stop back on my own planet for a rare opportunity. Now my researchers have come up with a few statistics I would like to share with you before we begin. According to intergalactic poles only five percent of the universal population has ever met, in person, one of these creatures. Number two, since their introduction, these creatures have been the cause for a 15% incline in death rate and a .2% drop in life expectancy for your average dweller of the GA. They can digest metal,, and reports say that they evolved to run their prey to death..... A slow death towards exhaustion."

The camera pans slowly over the face of the Mendex, his light brown fur accented by a scruffy red scarf around his neck. They are walking up a grassy pathway, though the grass comes in shades of purple and blue instead of green.

"Now as I said before, I have been given a rare opportunity to interact with these creatures in their own environment. Now based on the concerns of some of my producers, we will not be allowed to go in alone, but have connected with an Expert who will take us through safety. Now as I understand it, this expert has left society to spend entire swaths of time with these creatures. He claims to have been incorporated into their pack and has enough social standing with them that he will be able to protect us while we interact."

The ground grows steep for a moment as the camera moves up a hill and over the other side.

"Ah, there it is, their hive. Look at it. Now not much is known about how they build such complicated structures, but we do know that they enjoy the use of very hard sharp lines and corners. " They trundle down another hill and towards the ship sat crouched in a field. Overhead clouds pass over the star.

"Oh, and there is our expert, waiting for us at the entrance to the hive.

The camera cuts for a second, and when it comes on the Tesraki and a Vrul are sitting side by side at the base of the hive.

"No more suspense. It is time for me to tell you what we are going to be seeing today..... HUMANS. Yes that's right everyone, I have been given access to a human pack and the expert who has been living with them for the past few cycles now." He turns to the Vrul sitting by his side, "Why don't you tell us a little about yourself and your research, Docotr."