Empyrean Iris Story Collection

The Invasion Continues

"This planet.... Is a death trap. All our men are dead or.... Or dying.... Please we cannot survive any longer."

The transmission ended rather abruptly, and the newly instated burg commander slammed his fist into the control panel, "What is happening!"

Around the room his counterparts scurried to avoid his anger.

"There have been reports of animal attacks, poisonings and.... Industrial accidents.... It seems that the human planet is far more dangerous than we originally anticipated. The entire thing is a deathtrap."

Crew members cowered back against their station as a pincer slammed into the console, "They are squishy flesh-bags you should have no trouble taking them out!"

"The humans are not the problem, it is their planet. It is covered in boiling water, poisonous plants, angry wildlife, and apparently non-military have banded into pack-hunting structures in order to kill us, and it is working very effectively. We assumed that their civilian population would be largely inferior to their military counterparts, but it turns out that the non military humans are just more creative."

The burg commander's carapace chattered with his anger, "Then if we cannot win this war, we will hit them where it hurts."

"Your glory?"

"Bring me the GPS coordinates."

"The ones that we took from the destroyed human ship."

The burg rubbed two of his upper legs together, "Exactly those."

The burg second in command looked very confused, "But, your glory. These..... Are just locations on the planet related to specific human soldiers. Why would we need these?"

The burg commander tapped his leg against the console,

"Cut off the head, and the body will die."

***

"This morning both local and worldwide governments have reported isolated pockets of alien ivation from all over the world, Let's head to Jeff who has been traveling the eastern seaboard this morning with details."

"Thank you Tom, and yes worldwide and local governments have issued a state of emergency. UNSC forces are being deployed as we speak to all locations around the globe where the Burg have been sited. However, this is no independence day Steve, this is something entirely different. While there have been reports about burg sightings, teams of them up to five or six strong in some cases, so far no one has been killed or injured, at least not by a burg anyway."

"What do you mean Jeff?"

"Well isolated reports have reached us from all across the world of people who have accidentally run into burg remains rather than live soldiers.. Evidence suggests that Crocodiles, bears, wolves, poison ivy, army ants, hippos, kangaroos, and poisonous snakes have all taken up the cause of mother earth, who doesn't seem particularly pleased about being invaded. And when the burg have made their way into populated city centers, well things haven't gotten much better. Groups of drunken football fans in eastern Europe and the British isles have been seen roaming the streets of Berlin, Paris, London, Dublin, and Rome in packs . Vatican security forces were even dispatching a number of burg troops in the early hours of the morning."

The TV screen cut to a grainy video of a dark street which showed a pack of riotous humans with bats, clubs, and broken chairs racing down the street after alien forms shouting insults to the fleeing backs.

The video cut.

"Reports in from Chicago have the local gangs, police forces, and a high school chess club teaming up and beating the invasion back with gunfire, improvised explosives, dogs, and molotov cocktails of all things."