• 𝑀𝑦 𝑆𝑜𝑛 • ⁽ⁿᵃʳᵘᵗᵒ ᵘᶻᵘᵐᵃᵏⁱ ˣ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳ! ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ⁾

Filler

After Mizuki was mercilessly  beaten up by Y/n and Naruto, and was never seen again after that, Y/n treated Naruto and Iruka's wounds and decided to treat them to ramen for their little victory.

However that didn't stop Y/n from grounding Naruto for a few weeks for stealing something important and sneaking out the house late at night. Naruto huffed angrily. "This is all your fault, Danny!"

Days passed and everything soon went back to normal.

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"...and after I was hanging out with that little runt, Konohamaru, Ebisu-sensei was trying to take him. But me, being the great ninja I am, took Ebisu-sensei by surprise and got him with my sexy-jutsu! A lot of blood came from his nose and he passed out." Naruto laughed as he told Y/n about his adventure earlier in the day.

"Serves him right! Thinking he's so tough and all when he's nothing but a perv!" The blonde crossed his arms. "Jeez, he's the third pervert I've met! The first two being Iruka-sensei and Lord Third."

Y/n snickered. She couldn't imagine. An old man like Hiruzen? There's no way. But then again...well..he has his moments.

Iruka on the other hand...hmm she's not sure.

"A lot of creeps nowadays, right mom? But don't worry! As future Hokage, I'll protect you from them!" Naruto smiled victoriously. Y/n patted his head, letting out a few giggles.

"Sure thing, Naruto. By the way...what do you mean by 'Sexy-jutsu'?"

Naruto turned cartoony before freezing. He just remembered that he never told anyone about his newly-invented jutsu.

So technically he just outed himself.

"Uh...well uh.. it's a jutsu I created a while ago. I call it the 'sexy-jutsu' or 'harem jutsu'."

"Let me see it."

".......Eh?"

"I wanna see it. And how come you never told me you invented your own jutsu??" Y/n huffed and crossed her arms. "And who taught you the word 'sexy'?"

"I heard them from you whenever you read those strange magazine things that you hide under your pillow."

"Oh." ._.
'How did he know that?'

A blush of red appeared on the (H/c)-ette's face. Naruto stood up. "Okay then."

Naruto stood still, his hands forming into a single hand sign. He yelled, 'Transform!' before mysterious white fog appeared and completely covering him.

Emerging from the thick fog was no longer Naruto, but instead, a beautiful young woman. She was taller, had long blonde hair formed into two pigtails, sun-kissed skin, familiar blue eyes and whisker marks on the face.

The woman was completely naked- with only the white fog covering the private areas.

Y/n stood there dumbfounded. THIS was the jutsu Naruto created?!

"I don't always use this technique. I simply do it to pull pranks like I did once to the Hokage and a few times to Iruka-sensei..~" a sweet feminine voice came from the 'woman'.

'EVEN THE VOICE SOUNDS SEDUCTIVE!'
Beads of sweat came down the (H/c) haired woman's face.

"Uh- does this character have a name?"

"Yeah. It's Naruko. For some reason, some people are still able to recognize me!" Naruko, pouted.

"Yeah, I wonder why." Note the sarcasm.

Naruko then poofed back into Naruto, who turned back into his original self.

"I can't hold this jutsu for long as it will drain my catra"

"Chakra."

"Yeah that!"

Sasuke enters the house, entering the living room where Naruto and Y/n were. He hands her a white bag that had bowls of dumplings inside. He gives them to Y/n.

"I got the dumplings you asked for. Those, and the fried dumplings."

"Thank you, Sasuke! Did you also get yourself something?"

"Yeah. Turns out, there's still money left  over."

"You can keep it. Save it in your allowance."

"Okay"

When shopping around, in Y/n's eyes, Sasuke is like a walking 50% discount coupon. Considering Sasuke is 'The last Uchiha', these pathetic little villagers feel sympathetic for him. So, feeling bad for him, shop owners let Sasuke get stuff for a cheaper price.

Not that it's a problem for Y/n. More money stored in her account! Which means she can give the boys weekly allowances.

"In a few days, you two will be assigned to your teams. I can't wait to see who your teachers are going to be."

"Yeah. I just hope I won't be in the same team as Sasuke." Naruto says.

"Right back at ya, dobe." Sasuke replied. His stoic face remaining unchanged.

Days later, Sasuke and Naruto ended up on the same team.

Don't you just hate it when reading Naruto fanfics, or any other anime fanfic story, the writer adds little Japanese words that they got from google translate, and adds it into their ENGLISH story? Knowing damn well they don't know Japanese themselves and do it because they think it's cute?

It's annoying asf. Using words like 'Arigato', 'chan', 'yamero', 'itadakimasu', 'oni-chan', nee-san', 'NYA' 'Kawaii' and basically any other Japanese words searched up on google translate.

It's cringe as hell. Stop.