Y/n slander (remake)

Yelena meets Y/n spin off

Yelena was walking in the fun fair, listening to I wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red with her earphones on.

All of a sudden, her eyes widened when she saw a tiny girl.

"It- it can't be!"

"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hello! H-h-h-h-h-h-h-have y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-seen m-m-m-m-m-my b-b-b-b-b-b-bo-bo-bo-bo-boyfriend?"

Yelena ignored her past self and continued to walk around with imsurprisedimnotdead.

But Y/n kept on following them. Yelena stopped walking and turned around to look down at her.

"What do you want?"

"I-I-I-I-I-I-"

"Oh forget i-it. You're wasting my damn time."

Yelena still stutters but not as much as she did before.

Y/n then ran to the speakers to do the most outrageous, shocking thing ever. But at least she didn't sing fight song, right?

Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet ass pussy, huh

Again, Y/n sang the same lyrics.

Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet ass pussy
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that's some wet ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet as-

Yelena smacked Y/n in the face with her purse and continued walking with imsurprisedimnotdead, acting like nothing happened.

They met up with the others and continued their day at the fun fair like normal.