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Cheesy pick up lines

Tony: 

- Are You a sea lion? Because i sea you lion in my bed tonight.

- Do have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

Steve:

- Your hand looks heavy, Let me hold it for you.

- On a cale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Bucky:

- If you were a fruit you'd be a Fine-Apple.

- Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you

Thor:

- Why would i need to know about the solar system. My whole world revolves around you.

- I just want to c_ddle but i can't cause im missing u.

Peter:

- If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

- You better call life alertbecause i've fallen for you and i can't get up?

Clint:

- Kiss me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

- If i had a star for every time you brightend my day, I would be holding a galaxy.

Loki:

- I would say god bless you, But it looks like he already did.

- Can i get your picture to prove my friends angels do exist?

Pietro:

- Are you a drum set because i want to bang you.

- wanna play a game? its called rock, paper, take of all your clothes.

Bruce:

- Baby your eyes are blue like the ocean, And im lost at sea!

- Do you have a map? Because i keep getting lost in your eyes.