The 7 React To Percy Jackson Memes/Headcanons

Dark Big Three

"Wow, Jason," Leo said. "I didn't know you had such a... dark side."

Jason blushed. "Shut up, Valdez."

"I think Percy's is the worst," Piper comments. "Nico's is... well, short. But that doesn't mean I want to get on either of your dark sides. Percy's happened in there, right?"

"Yup," the person interrupted. "Down in Tartar Sauce."

Percy looked at sk8r weirdly. "Did you just-"

"Yeah, I did. I'm surprised no monsters ate you though," sk8r said with a shrug.

Leo smiled. He felt a joke coming on. "Why would they eat him?"

"Because fish taste better with Tartar Sauce!" 

Leo and the person cracked up at this.

Percy shook his head. "You make jokes out of my pain. Very funny."

Annabeth patted him on the back sympathetically.

"Nobody is going to comment on how disgusting Jason is?" Hazel asked.

"Hey!" Jason and Frank said in unison.

"It makes me want to try it," the person commented, scrunching up sk8r nose. "And I don't even like peaches."

"You don't like peaches?" Frank asked in surprise.

"I feel like I'm making everything about me," the person said. "Onto the next one!"