Chan : How long are we going to stand here and let her do that?
Minho : Just give her a minute.
Yoonji : (pushing on a door which says pull)
Yoonji, slightly disheveled entering the room : Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
Hyunjin, following behind grinning smugly : I'm 'things'.
Jisung : Here's an idea. For Christmas, we'll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath.
Chan : We are not doing that.
Yoonji : Mistlefoe.
Chan : Yoonji, no.
Chan : Look, I appreciate you trying to teach Yoonji English, but could you stop doing it through vine references?
Felix : Why? What's the problem?
Yoonji, across the room : OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMATES!
Chan : Why are you smiling?
Minho : Why? Can't I just be happy?
Yoonji : JYP tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Changbin : Has anyone ever told you that you're too nice?
Yoonji, stirring a cup of tea : No. Why?
Burglar : Two sugars please.
Chan, looking at his credit card history : Alright, who spent $300 on Twice, Got7, Day6 and Blackpink merch?
Felix, Hyunjin, Seungmin and Yoonji : *Avoiding all eye contact*
Grim Reaper : I'm here to take you.
Yoonji : *Starts to cry*
Grim Reaper : *panicking* Please don't cry!
Kidnapper : I have your child.
Chan : Which one?
Kidnapper : Umm, the quiet one?
Chan : Wrong, I have none of the sort.
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EASY // Stray Kids
Fanfiction"Jisung is upset," "Why?" "Because you haven't hugged him in over an hour," In which Kim Yoonji becomes the 9th member of an all-boy group.
