Just a warning. I'm not gonna know perfectly what your oc's personality is like and also my oc is kinda bitchy. I don't mean she bullies people like Hiyoko she just gives people the cold shoulder and the middle finger
⚠️warning⚠️
⚠️If you have not seen Brandon Rogers then your probably gonna get offensed by this⚠️
⚠️offensive in many ways⚠️
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Nozomi: *busts through the door* it's colder then a witches tit out there!
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Nozomi: this is my assistant Rosa Yen
Nozomi: write this shit down!
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Hope: Nozomi I want a raise! *a present hits her on the head*
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Yua: I wanna hit you in the face as hard as I can, I don't wanna do that
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Yua: am I scared of her? No she's a bitch
Cecilia: *opens the door* she's here
Yua: ah fuck!
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The world famous fashionisa Junko Enoshima has come to visit for Christmas
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Yua: Merry Christmas
Junko: I don't celebrate Christmas. But my assistant Fukuro loves it
Fukuro: someone please help me
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Kanaka: someone took my fucking violin!
Travis: ha!
Ella: hahaha!
Natsu: yeah you lazy piece of shit! *on the phone* yes ma'am I am still here
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Neptune: I keep taking down the Christmas shit, and they keep putting them back
And I can smell them from far away
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Nozomi: do it hetero!
*throws papers at Rosa*
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Neptune: someone keeps on going through my shit and taking my stuff!
Travis: it wasn't even me this time
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Cecilia: can I please have a cookie?
Hope: *puts on top of the fridge*
Cecilia: man fuck you
Hope: *holds it above her head*
Cecilia: *pushes her*
Natsu: AHHHHH!!!!
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Junko: I just love this killing game its been great!
Yua: *imitating a puppet Nozomi gave her* thank you if only your personality matched your chest
Junko: I told you not to talk about my breasts this yeah
Yua: no, that was the puppet
Junko: oh yeah it was *throws the puppet*
Nozomi: bitch I made that
Yua: well at least give me the company credit card so we can give you new tits!
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Neptune: say cheese!
*power goes out*
Kanami: ah!
Ella: calm down I'll go see what's going on with the power
*walks out*
Natsu: guys I think we're locked in
Travis: I told you this Christmas party was a mistake!
Nozomi: oh fuck you
Ella in the other room: AHHH!!!
*lights turn off*
*everyone runs in*
*lights turn back on*
Ella, Fukuro and Yua is dead
Nozomi: *checks her pulse* fuck she's dead
Hope: well there's no time like the present *steals Ella's money*
Nozomi: to be honest this isn't the worst party I've ever thrown
Hope: I thought this mother fucker was loaded
Konami: and this is why you never throw parties
*the lights go out*
Everyone: AHHH!!!
*the lights go back on*
Konami hanged to death
Cecilia: we should split up! There are different exits
Neptune: no we must stick together
*she gets dragged away*
Everyone: AH!
*turns around*
Rosa, Hope and Neptune is dead
Junko: what is going on!
Natsu: I'll tell you what's going on you gotta lot of counting to do bitch!
Junko: AH!
Travis and Nozomi is dead
*Natsu gets dragged away*
*The lights turn off*
Everyone: BOO!
*the lights turn back on and everyone is alive*
Travis: haha! We got you
Junko: *faints*
Yua: ..... Fuck
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