Year 1: 03

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[An owl flies into view and lands itself on a TV aerial on one of the houses' roof]

[The camera slowly pans up to reveal Dudley in his smartest school uniform, posing and smiling grandly.]

Petunia: Awww, smile. [She takes a photograph of him. She gasps in joy.] Vernon, just look at him. I can't believe it. In just a week you'll be off to Smeltings.

Both James and Sirius gagged. Aurora, Lily, Juliane and Remus rolled their eyes.

Vernon: Caveat Smeltona. Proudest moment of my life.

Harry: Will I have to wear that, too?

"Please no." James gasped dramatically earning a smack on head from his wife.

[They draw their attention to Harry]

Petunia: What, you? Go to Smeltings?

 [Harry nods, questionably]

Vernon: Ha!

[​​They laugh in amusement]

Petunia: Oh, don't be so stupid, you're going to the state school where you belong.

"Thank god." Said Sirius.

[Goes to the kitchen and fishes out a grey shirt in a boiler.]

Petunia: And this is what you're gonna be wearing when I've finished dyeing it.

"I'm sorry, what?" Lily growled. Everyone scooted away from her. Even James.

Harry: But that's Dudley's old uniform. It'll fit me like bits of old Elephant skin.

"You have a weird vocabulary Harry." Said Lee Jordan.

Petunia: It'll fit you well enough. Go get the post. [Harry then heads to the hallway] Go!

[Harry leaves the living room area into the hallway and picks up some letters, one of which had his name on it with his address of where he slept. Uncle Vernon and Dudley sit at the table while Aunt Petunia is busy fixing breakfast. Harry walks in with the mail and hands it to Uncle Vernon, then walks to his seat with his letter.]

"Your Hogwarts letter." James squealed.

"You sound like a five year old girl." Sirius snorted.

"That's how you sound when you messed up your hair." Potter siblings highfived as Julianne said.

"Aren't you supposed to be on my side." Sirius pouted at his wife as she stuck her tounge out.

"Now I know where my weird immature behaviour comes from." Aurora stated.

Vernon: [after reading a postcard] Oh, Marge is ill! Ate a funny whelk.

"Marge?" Ron turned to Harry with curiosity.

"Is she the one?" Asked Hermione not spoiling the movie.

"what was that?" Asked Lily and Julianne.

"Nothing." Said the golden quadrant quickly, maybe too quickly.

[Dudley suddenly notices Harry's letter and runs to grab it from him and give it to his father.]

Dudley: Dad! Look! Harry's got a letter!

"That snitch." Half of the hall groaned. 

Harry: Hey, give it back! It's mine!

Vernon: Yours? Who'd be writing to you?

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