Pull Me Up When I Fall Down

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Samuel: "Hello, this is Ben's Bakery. How may I help you?"

Diana: "At least try to sound eager."

Samuel: "Hello. To what do I owe the pleasure?"

Diana: "Oh shut up. For once I actually wanted to order something."

Samuel: "And you chose here?"

Diana: "When you know a person that works there so well, why not?"

Samuel: "You barely know me, Darling."

Diana: "And how about we change that?"

Samuel: "Is that your way of discreetly asking me to hang out?"

Diana: "Dear Lord, no."

Samuel: "Excuse me?"

Diana: "Mystery man. You do not want to meet me."

Samuel: "I'm pretty sure I know whether I want to meet you or not."

Diana: "You'll be completely freaked out. This is not a clichè book where two people fall in love like that. The twist in the book is, the guy is lucky that the girl is pretty. Twist over here is, I'm not pretty."

Samuel: "That's an awfully low amount of self-esteem that you have there, Darling."

Diana: "After people keep telling you that, you start to believe it, ya know?"

Samuel: "I-"

*Click*

Samuel: "Huh......"

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"Wait, she didn't even order anything in the end!"