How Ninjago Season 11 Should have ended

Some Interesting Humor

I was writing  Book 2 when my thought process went down this route for some reason. I was about to throw it out because it ties in no way to the storyline, but I thought it was funny so I decided to place it here. (It won't be in Book 2)

All the characters talking here are in Book 2. Also, all the ages are based off of YouTube videos, and my own imagination. So enjoy!

"But I don't get it. What did this error cause you to do?" Juliet piped up. Kenya stared at her, and Zane shrugged.

"I really don't care if you ask. This error caused me." He paused. "Caused me to throw away humanity, and murder others." He finished.

"Really? How much?" Juliet asked.

"Juliet....." Kenya stuttered. Juliet shrugged.

"What? I'm curious." She asked.

"Let me see..." Zane trailed off. He counted the number of deaths which had occured.

"100,005 deaths." He stated. Kenya choked.

"100,005 deaths! And you get away with that?" Juliet cried out. 

"Yup. But the ninja don't know this." He finished.

"How'd you kill so many?" Kenya asked.

"It was in the span of 50 years." Zane casually replied.

"50---wait, how old are you?" Kenya asked.

"94." Zane said.

Juliet waved her arms. "Wait! So you're telling me, you killed 100,005 people, got away with it, have done so in the span of 50 years without anyone noticing you, and you're 94!?" Juliet said.

"Yes. Why?" Zane asked. Kenya choked.

"This ain't normal." She said.

"Dude, you could be my grandfather." She said. Zane shrugged.

"You have the attitude of a 20-year-old, but your 94!? What the heck?" She said.

"What?" Zane asked.

"Wait. How old were you when you joined the ninja?" Juliet said.

"40 I believe." Zane responded.

"And how old were the ninja?" Juliet said.

Zane paused. "Cole was 18, Jay 16, Kai and Nya 14, and Lloyd was 12."

"That age group is so weird." Juliet said. Kenya bolted up.

"Wait, Zane, your 94, correct?"

"Yup." Zane said.

"And P.I.X.A.L.'s 4, right?" She said.

"Well, based on her manufacture date, correct." Zane replied.

"So if P.I.X.A.L.'s 4, and your 94, and you guys are dating, isn't that illegal......?" Kenya said.

Like the air pressure, the mood automatically dropped.

(A/N: They're in a helicopter)

Zane coughed, and Juliet stared at him.

"Oh sh-- That IS illegal." Zane said.

"Dude. This is WEIRD." Juliet said.

"Zane, she's a minor. She's completely out your league! You're a 94 year old man dating a, not even a minor, a FRICKIN CHILD!" Kenya stated.

"Get some help." Kenya said.

"I hadn't even realized I needed some." He replied.

"Can't you get arrested for that?" Juliet said. Zane slowly nodded.

"Wait Zane..." Juliet trailed off.

".....What?" He replied.

"Isn't Misako only in her late 60's?! Your older than her!" Juliet said.

"And your also older than Mr. Borg, your father, and basically all the ninja's ages combined...." Kenya muttered.

"Aren't you basically their elders!" Juliet said.

"Yes..." Zane said.

"And you act like a kid.....oh my gosh...." Kenya said.