Plot: You start singing "Dick" by Starboi3 and Doja cat and everyone watches you.
You have your airpods in listening to songs on spotify. Your favourite song comes on and of course you start sing.
Dick, dick
Dick, dick
Dick, dick
Dick
She done made some plans with my dick, ayy
She goin' ham on my dick, ayy
Sittin' on, stand on my dick, ayy
She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my
She goin' ham on my dick, ayy
She made some plans with my dick, ayy
Sittin' on, stand on my dick, ayy
Using no hands on my dick, ayyShe made some plans on my dick tonight
She not with him tonight, she not with Jim tonight
She in the gym tonight
Workout in that pussy (ayy)
I'm gettin' ripped tonight
R.I.P that pussy (ayy)
I'm goin' in tonightShe like to sit on the cock, ayy
She like to do it a lot, ayy
I make her scream for her mom, ayy
I make her scream for her pop, uh
And she got the ice, ice, baby
Suck the cock, cock
Got me like, "I like it, like it"
Baby, please don't stop, stop
Shawty gettin' freaky, goin' on a pickie
Shawty seen the icing and the chillin of the pinky
And I got that ice, ice, baby on my pinky
Shawty say she like, like ready 'cause she freakyMake some plans with my dick
She goin' ham on my dick
Sittin on, stand on my dick
She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my
She goin' ham on my dick
Sittin on, stand on my dick
Using no hands on my dickShe goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my
She goin' ham on my dick tonight
She not with him tonight, she not with Jim tonight
She in the gym tonight
Workout in that pussy (ayy)
I'm gettin' ripped tonight
R.I.P that pussy (ayy)
I'm goin' in tonightShe actin' like an addict, uh
Thicker than Andy Richter
I met the boy in the sex bar
Measurements wasn't a 6, uh
I like a sight of the pickle
I just got 'Morty & Rick'd, uh
He got me horny and ripped, uh
Like I just walked out the gym
And them bitches just gotta 'cause I took they Jim
Give him a job and he gave me a rim
It was too long so he gave me a min'
How was that possible? Give me a Kim
I can't describe it, just give me a pen
And why he in ya tummy but windin' my wrist?
Turn him into a dummy, cuz I got him stiff
And watch they think it's funny 'til y'all get the dick
And turn into a zombie and swallow your clitShe goin' ham on my dick (dick)
Sittin on, stand on my dick (yeah, yeah, yeah)
She goin' ham on my (yeah), she goin' ham on my
She goin' ham on my dick (dick, yuh)
Sittin on, stand on my dick
Using no hands on my dickShe goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my
She goin' ham on my dick tonight
She not with him tonight, she not with Jim tonight
She in the gym tonight
Workout in that pussy (ayy)
I'm gettin' ripped tonight
R.I.P that pussy (Ayy)
I'm goin' in tonightThe song finishes and you take out an airpod. Everyone is looking at you.
"What?" You ask taking out the other airpod.
"Your singing is wow. It's amazing." Scarlett says.
"No, I'm a horrible singer."
"Sure." You scoff.
"Please just take a compliment." You shrug.
A/N: It's short, but a little longer than the other. I'm also obsessed with this song, so yeah. If you're on tiktok, you'll know this trend: "I'm getting ripped tonight, RIP that pussy ayyy."
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