J.J.J.

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Parker was looking at a newspaper. It was the Daily Bulge. As always the first page was 'The Menace Spiderman'. That guy really had a problem with them. Parker had an idea to deal with J.J.J. or at least make him stop calling Spiderman.

Parker wore their suit and crawled onto the Daily Bulge building. They stopped outside of Jameson's office.

"Jameson, can you open the window, please?"

"What are you doing here, menace?"

"I have a few words to say to you. First of all stop calling me Spiderman. I am nonbinary and its offensive. I don't know why you don't like me but please call me Spidey or Spider. Second, get creative dude. There are way better insults than menace. Really everyone is bored of you calling me a menace. That's all. Bye Jameson."

Parker leapt off the building and started swinging to their home. Leaving Jameson frozen.

The next day the front page of the Daily Bulge was. 'The Menace Comes Out As Nonbinary'

I know that this chapter is really short. I am working on 4 new chapters. I will post them as soon as possible.

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