Bullies and Deadpool

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Wade really hated bullies whenever he saw a kid get bullied. He would go help them, give the bully a long talk and teach the kid a few self defense moves. The only problem was Wade's self defense was a little offensive. So he is probably responsible for hundreds of suspensions throughout New York. He knew that but didn't really care.

He was patrolling when he saw a kid getting beaten by bullies. So he stopped them and gave his normal lecture. Then he turned around and saw his baby on the ground.

"Parker, WTF. Why did you just let them beat you?"

"Wade, calm down. I am fine and it would be suspicious if I suddenly can beat Flash."

"Let them get suspicious. It's better than getting bullied. And people are idiots they won't notice."

"Fine, I will stand up for myself next time."

"Lies." Wade said in a singing voice.

"Drop it Wade."

"I will once you stand up for yourself. Now let's get you home."

"You know Aunt MAy isn't home, you can stay if you want."

"I would love to, darlin."

They spent the rest of the day together.

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