Green Goblin and Sandman had somehow ended up at the same bar and started a fight. Someone had called the police and Spidey had come along when they heard that the super villains were there. When Parker entered the bar they saw two tipsy super villains fighting each other and a bartender hiding behind the bar.
"Oh, wow. How much have the mighty Green Goblin and Sandman have fallen? Starting a bar fight, really?"
"Spidey." Green Goblin growled.
Parker easily webbed the two and gave them to the authorities. Parker decided to help the bartender tidy the place. They had nothing to do and they were bored. It was a surprisingly quiet night in Queens.
"Hey, Spidey. Want a drink? It's on the house."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
Parker was panicking. They couldn't give away their age. So in panic Parker said.
"I'm pregnant."
The bartender was shocked but went along with it.
"Is it a boy or a girl?"
"It's a spider."
Then Parker ran out of the place.
The next day's headlines were 'Spidey is Pregnant and It's a Spider'.
Parker wondered how they were going to explain this to Aunt May and Mr. Stark.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Non-binary Spidey Oneshots
Fanficthese are some non-binary spidey oneshots. I hope you like it and this is my first story so go easy on me, will you?
