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( HERO VS VILLAIN )

MOTEL ROOM
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       "I thought you were dead." Says Castiel.

       "Please. You can't take the trick out of the Trickster." Gabriel says.

       "So, I assume you faked your own death?"

         "And I assume you weren't let into Mensa while I was gone." He says.

        "Where have you been?"

       "Ohhh, you know hither with a side of yon. I was hiding, captain side eyes, in the safest place in the universe... heaven." Gabriel says. But then you and the other three stooges had to go and ruin Christmas, now, didn't you?"

       "Sorry."

        "Oh, cry me a river. Look... I dropped, I hid, I finally watched 'Downton Abbey'. But then, your BFF, Metatron, sent his minions out looking for me." Gabriel says. "Apparently, he thinks since I'm an archangel that I have extra juice."

       "And that you're a threat?" Castiel asks.

       "Yeah, but I got hurt in the fall, too, used most of my juice to get back into p0rn." Gabriel says. "That came out wrong. So did that. Uh, the point is, I've been on the run. But then, a few weeks ago, somebody started playing my song."

       "The angel siren."

       "No. The horn of Gabriel... one of dad's little party favors that I never got around to messing with." Gabriel says. "Metatron dug it up and started blowing, so I came out of hiding."

       "Why?" Castiel asks.

       "There's safety in numbers. But Metatron was using it to trap angels, not unite them."

       "It wasn't Metatron. It was his second in command...Gadreel." Castiel says.

        "Gadreel? That old Chestnut? Wow!" Gabriel yells.

        "What do you want from me?" Castiel asks.

       "Your help, Columbo. I'm getting the band back together. We're going on the kill Metatron tour, and you're looking at the new front man."

IAN'S SHOP
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        Sam, Elena and Dean get out of the Impala and enter. They search around with flashlights. "Got an open box of feathers over here." Dean says.

       Sam opens a closet and Ian is dead inside, his eyes angel-burned from his head. "Dean." Sam says.

       "We got to find Gadreel before he lights up the bat signal." Dean says.

CAR
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         Castiel and Gabriel are driving and Cas is trying to call Dean. "This is Dean's other, other cell, so you must know what to do."

        "Dean, it's me. I'm..." Castiel starts.

        Gabriel snatches the phone from Cas' hand. "Ho, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hands-free much? Both on the wheel. I'm precious cargo." He says into the phone. "Hey, what's up, shorties? Remember me, the guy who died for your sins? No, not the cat with the beard and sandals... the hot one. Hey, thank you so much for the flowers and condolences... really meant a lot to the fam. Any old how, your boy toy and I are rolling our way towards your top-secret domicile. Ooh! Call to discuss." He hangs up. "Those kooky kids."