?????'s POV:
Ȗ̷̢̡̨̥̳̗͚͇̳̮̜͕͓̙̓̕ͅp̵̰̘̫̠̖̥͐̇͜͝͠ͅḑ̵̞͈̾͊̐̊̈̅̉͝͝ă̴̩̺̚̚͘t̶̛̻̓̀̈̊̀̈́̈́̓͒̀̓̄͝͝͝ė̴̢̬̩͉͈̰̱̬ ̵̢̳͌̉̀͂̒́̆̌͝͝͝ọ̸̰̞̝̫̭͈͆̓n̶͇̱͖̩̤͕͆̊͐̈́̔̀̅͌̈́̈̄̋̏̀ ̴̧͈̤͓̥͖̳̽̓͗͘ͅͅP̸̛̰̯̟̠̖̭̊͆̂̎̀́́͝͠͠r̷̢͈̟̹͒͆͝ǫ̶͎͚̤͔̬͙̞̪̊̉͠ͅͅj̷͈͕̦̍̅͐̐͂́̄̈́͘è̸̛̲̪͈̰͛̇̄̾̂͑̈́̈̍͋͋̓͘ĉ̴̣̬͈͔̣͒͐͒̓̒͑̑͊̅͑̉̐̈́̕͝t̶̳̪̪͙͇͎̹̳̲͉͕̮͚̗͚̉̀͑ ̶̥̬͖̫̣͓͇̙͐̓́̑͐͒̈̽̅̒͆̚̕ͅD̷̨̯͕̹̮̲͉̬̜͖̎̈́̅̇͒̾͑̏̃́͘͜ṙ̵̛̜͎̭̰̝̦͖̰̈́̃̔̈́̈́̍͛̎͜͜a̶̧̧̗̪̝͚̗̖̺͔͇͌̂̇̏͋̋̆̽͂͒͘͝g̵͍͍̘̞̭̞̗̈́̓ǫ̴̟͈̠́̐͑̒̿̌͜n̷̢̧̢͙̫̯̳̾̈́̉͌́̀̈́͑͛͘͜͜͝ ̷̨̺̬̻̱̼̰̱̗̼͈͊ͅs̷̛̛̩̬̝̖̈́̔̀̚ê̵̘̰̹̙̩̦̗͒̒n̷̡̙͚̬̜̝͍̠͚̘͕̪̄̉̕t̵̘̳̖̫͍̫͇̯̹͚̠́̄̒ͅͅͅi̴̢̭̣͓̞͓̺̝͙̠̠͇͈̎̌̋́̈́̅̌͐͆̾̈́͒̕͜è̷̢̧̨̟̫̫̥̘̩͓̹̗̥̇́̏n̴̤̞̹͙̝̍̅́̈́̽̈́̽̏̕͝͝t̶͇̜̻͎̫̝̓͒̅̓̓̕ͅ ̵͈̫̝̑͂̾̐͌̂͋̍͊m̶̗̟̲͖̻͈̰̩̎̈́̇̀͗̾̋o̷̢̘͎̜̯̦̼̼̪̦͝d̴͓̣͚̱͗͐̍̌͑͋̃̈́̚͠ĕ̸̦͖͍̪̜̤̳̖̱̹̜̿̇͌̃͝͝l̷̛͉̍̓̕ ̸̨̗͈̱͖̗̘͔̲̠̱̍̏̿͛́̉́͑̇̓̓͝͠ͅL̶̨̨̨̨̳̯͔̦̝͉̠͔̭̼͍͎͊̂̆̋͆̌̓̚Ȩ̴̨̮̰͕͔̫͋͛̿́̿͊̇͗́̊͘̚̚͜ͅ1̸̱̥͓̜͖͍͓̖͙͎̙̝̾̈́̓̽̂̎͛̍̆̾͘͠͝8̴̨̨̤̦̭̜̬͕͕͊͒̓͋̓̑̎̑͝͝7̷̥̖̟̪̺̱̦̹̺͗̒̾͋̎̾́̈́̀̓͝S̴͎͒̃̋͌̍͋͊́̋͑̓̚͠ͅL̴͓̘̬̊̉͂͋̾̚͝3̸̡̲̝͗̓̋̇͝"̴̲̪͉̞̏̓̐͒̆͝
"The Dragonborn doesn't seem to suspect anything but his friends are making the conversion process... difficult. Especially the one known as Timmy Burch. His 'gift' to the Dragonborn prevents us from accessing his devices and there is no known method to block his telepathy. Requesting more support to solve these issues."
"̴̟̲̤̣͔̤́̉̌̚R̷̩̗̫̖͉̻̀̅̿͌́̽͜͝ě̸̡̨̟̱͍͗̈́̉͗q̵͎̮̞̜̹͚̓̏u̴̝̿̔̃͋͂́͒e̸̟̱͔̘͂͂̐̕s̸̬̳͎̩̦̈͂̀͛̐͜͠t̵̨̤͔̊̔̉̾̈́͋́ ̴̙͕̿̊͌͗̅̒́ģ̷̨̖̱͓̞̗̄̇̉̃̀̑r̶̢͓̂͂́̀a̵͌͋̿̀̇̈̂͜n̵̡̢͙̯̞͇͆̐̊͜t̴̨̝̣͛̎́̒̚͝͝ę̵̤̞̱͠d̵͍͙̮̮̻̰̀͋̄ͅ ̶̡͖̠̪̖̠̅͒̽͒́͠b̵̡̦̹̙̖͚̜̆ū̴͎̗͕͂͝͝t̴̺̿̿ ̸̩̍̿͂̊̚l̶̼̩͉̀̃͋̏͜è̵̛͚̣̹̺͒̑̏a̶̛̺͉͌͒̈́̒̑͘ṿ̷̎̆̈́̓̿͝ë̶͖̺̜̃ ̶̱̘̫͉̳̥̮̀̍̃̀h̷̢̗̭͕̤͍̩̚͝ȋ̶̠s̷̠̤̦̱̬̋͌̏̇̂̚͝ ̵̢̼̟̥̯͉͌̅̀͆̓f̴̞͓̰̖̠̩̀̉͛̀r̴̡̬͕̗̠͛̕i̵͉͗̆̀͠͝͝ȩ̶̨̭̖͖̝̇̄̔̽n̷̠̰͎̅d̶̬̀̔̈́̈́͠s̶̖̺͑͘͜ ̶̡͕̻̤̦̱͙͋͌͠͠a̶̬̅̍̇̉̅ļ̵̨̳̻͙͘ĭ̷̺v̸̨͔͉̗͚̙͉͗ȅ̸͔̐̋ ̵̤͈̩̥͉͓͐͋f̷̡̦̺̮͙͉͍̽̿͠o̴̙̮͉͙̚r̴̘͒̿̃̄̚͝ ̷̭̩̻̒̈͜ņ̵͎̩̺̦̙̬̌̈͌o̸̝̽͋̽w̵̪͖̞͍͕̐̾̄̈͛͝͠.̵̨̿́ ̶͇̏̀̀̈́̀͠T̵̢͔̜̥̆̓̓̍̅̏͋h̸͆͆̈́ͅḛ̴̟̦͖̤͆͌̄̄ ̸̻̮̇̐̈́͐̿͛͠h̵̘̼̣̼̐u̸̠͚͍͓̤̅̀̒̐̕͠m̸̞̘͖͔̺̩̎͆̎͘͠a̷̧̱̘̽n̵̺̭̳̳̉͋͠ͅs̴͙͊̒̀̓̈ ̶̺͕̔̒̾͠ͅa̵͚̯̎̎͛̅̐͂r̶̘̬͖͙̋̈̀̉̂́͠ͅẹ̷̈́͛̓͊̀ ̷̙͔̭͙̐͐e̵̡͎͎͔̬͉̯͌̊̓͆͘̕v̸͈̞͈͚̓̐̈́͒̆̈́̀ó̵̞͕̥̆l̷̻͉͚̠̓̄ͅͅv̶̢̀͗̉̋̇í̸͉̱̤͇̯̈́̂͑̀̃͝n̸͊͒̊͜ġ̵̢̝͓ ̶̡̨̖͍͓͗͗͌̒ͅj̴̻͋͋̕ụ̶͊̓͋̀̂̈́͠s̶̥̦͛̂̓ͅt̸̡͚͖͉̦̳̽͂̈́̆ ̴͇̫̙̣̭̬́̌̓͝a̵̬͕͓̞̙̻̓̾̓̚s̵̰̿̎̎̔ ̸̡͉͈̖͐̏̈̂̈̾͘ͅw̷̪͙͇͌̄̈́́̌͘͝è̷̱̤͇̤͗͒ ̷̘̦̭̻͙̼͖̈́͆͋ả̵̡͈̮̪̤̺̞̽̀r̵̨̢̮̣̐̇̑̑̄̓̆ę̵̛̅͑͆̕ ̵̬̀̓̒̈́̓̽a̷̞͝ṅ̵̔̋̄̚͝ͅd̸̛͇͔̼̟͑̃̈́́ ̷̛̜̫̅ͅw̴̢͇͚̟̺̼̘̋ḛ̴̼̽͂̑̌ ̸̧̢̥͈̱̱̌ͅm̴̭̉͗͛̊u̷̳͓͗̈́̃̈́̏̑s̵̞̥̩̯̫̽͝t̴̲̼̺͓̺́̂̂͆̐̈ͅ ̴̪̟̆͒̒ü̷̠͘t̷̟̍͂i̷̧̛͒̓̆̋̚͠l̶͖͌̇i̴̮̾̾͠z̵̖̫̑͛̔͝ě̴̜͈ ̴̬̙̲̺̲̗̄̆̈́ͅt̷͍̺̳̆̾̂͆͘͝h̴͙̳̜̜̰̲̤͋͂͑̄́̕̚e̴̟̲͍͆ ̷͍̭̪̫̾ò̵͓̠͓͉͜n̵̿̑̀ͅĕ̷̳̩͗̃͌ş̵̯̳̰̓ ̵̥̗̼̈̃́t̶̫̿̋h̵͈̍̈́a̴̧͍͙͉̼̓̕͜t̸̛̺͕̟̪͒̇̐͛̄ ̸̡̪̳̭̬̯̹̕p̶̢͈̳̯̟̆̅r̵̹̬̥̓̾͆̇̋o̸̻̭̼̜͔̖͈͆̕v̷̧͓͇̩̻̂̽̋̄͑̔͝ë̶̥̤̺̻̣̦̈́̊̍͘͝ ̷̫̜̞̘̙̻̮͐̾͐́̚u̵̩͌́s̷̨͎̣̯̣͔̦͛̑͌͝e̷̬̥̒̽́̾̿f̷̝͓͚̟͎͗̀u̷̞͔̪̮͛̆l̵̢̪̓͊͗̐ ̷͉̖͙͚̐̆ẗ̵̢̨̛̯̮͉̼̟́̃̆ȍ̶͈͚̘͙̟̦̚ ̸̪̗͉̹͈̚͝ų̴͖͔̗̲̪̉̅͒͆̈͜s̸̫̮̥̾̕̕͝ͅ ̴͇̍̉̔͘t̸̙̰̞̳͖͔̓̾̃͋́̎̕͜o̴̗̟̯̐̀͊̄͐̈́͑ͅ ̷͙̬̬̎̀̅͠a̸̘̠̮̥̾̐̈́̅͆̽͘n̶̨̞̬̘̄̇̈́̐̌͊͘n̶̗̊̒̈́į̸͉̩̜̍̔h̸̢̬̱̤͚̥̋̐͒͠į̶͇̮̙͓̝̅̅ḻ̸͇̑̈́̊͑͌͊ä̸̘̬́̋̊͒̓ţ̷̣͎͋e̴̡̛̘̗͖̯̦̽̂̊ ̷̥͙̈̾͋͆̈͝ͅț̴̝̙̕ḩ̶͈̦̳̟̘̊ĕ̴̯͕̙̰̜ ̶̗͛͐͋̕͘̚r̸̥͈͓̈́̂ͅe̴͇̟̬̻̋͛͑̒̃s̵̙̰̠̝̖̈́̌͂̓͑͆ț̴͇͖̠͌̃͜.̶̢̬͓̰̊͗ ̴̱̿̔Ȅ̶̢͆́͆̓v̴̨̼͉̽̈́̓̓͝ͅë̸̳́́͊͌̚n̷̨̲̥͈̘̺̖͂͒̎͗̓ ̴̪̮̺̻̳̬̘̾́͒p̶̙̙͘͜ã̵͇̅ŕ̸̡̘͙̪̹̯̥͆a̵̢̳̻̫̩̯̪͆̃̑̃̆ṡ̴͚͔̮̫̇̒̈̈́͠î̵̳̥̙͐͗̿͆t̵̠́̊̏̈́̉e̵̢̱͎̝͈̿̿̊̿̐̈́̄s̴̹̻͓̈͒̃͐͌̓ ̶̡̧̼̹̣̟̿͛̒̓͠ţ̶̘͚̘̲͈̠̎͆̄ȏ̶̯̜̯͈͉͈̎̓̇͜ ̸̧͉̣̾̏̅̌̇͂̓͜t̵̨̛̪̪̹͓͔̟ḧ̵͕́́͑̿į̴̲̖̥͚̯̽̊͐̆̾̚͝ş̵̘͇̤͉̘̯̔̈͂͛͐͊ ̴̛̖̄̓̀̏̀̆p̶̢͓͉̯͌̊̀̿̓̌l̴̩͎̰̹̫̪̑̊́̋̚ǎ̸̢̝̖͚̃͛͌̃͑̕n̵̹̖͔̫̥̎͂͒͝ͅḛ̷̖̠̫̐̊͘͠ṯ̷̃̅͊̃̆̓̇ ̷̨̧͓̜̻̩̣͂́͘l̶̦̞͈̭̣͇̋̿͒͑͠į̷̱̫͋̓̈̅k̷̛͕̝̼̗̹̊͆͘͝e̷̡̠͇̤͈̫̮͗̽͌̇͝ ̷̛͙͓̳̪͈͐̓͝t̸̨͔̠̲̳̜͠h̵̝̱͚̍̐̕e̵̫̥̗̦͇̹͕͂̓̋̽͌̒m̵̬̝̟̱͔̻͕͐̓͒̍͐͘͝ ̸̼̩͔̭̹͇̐h̷͔̤̳̮͈͓̦̎̇̈̀̏̓á̷̼̻͍̮͈̦̓̇̈́v̸͖̩̪͂̐̆͒͘͝͠e̷̼̦̰͂͛̈ ̶̧̱̦̜͍̲͐̇͂̚t̵̫͙̥͉̱̱̀͗̅̈́̈́h̷͖͒ḛ̶̢̥̰̣̓̈́i̵̩̟̪̣͗r̴̯͗̚ ̵̞͉̆̈́̎̎̅̚͝u̵̯͙̗͜͝ş̵͍̮̹͛́̂̌̉͜e̴̙̗̮͇̾̈s̷̢̜̠͕̾̒̽̊͆͝͠ ̸̢͔̠̳͖̳͗̊̓̄̋͝i̸̹̗͊͐̿́̉͝͠ṉ̵͖͈̂̾ͅ ̶͙͈̪̖̖̯̫̾̍̔͊̚t̴̢̔̾̋̑̀͊̕h̶̠̘̀̿ͅe̶͔͉͛̉̐͋͝ ̴̣̅̅̔̈́́̑ę̴̲̠̤̰̦̈́̓̃͠n̵̼̓̔̇̊̀̐̔d̸̼͙͆̆̐̒̈́̈́͝.̴̱̒̒ ̷̲̽̇̂͛S̵̢̟̺̠͙̊̅̏ͅt̸̤͔̮̿͆̂̑̑̃̕͜a̸̪͈͙̘̔̐̈́́̿̚̕r̷͇̤̠̥̆͝ť̴̖̤͊̒͝ ̶̧̜̫͖̺͚̩̆̉t̷͇̰͔͂̈́͋̃̀ͅͅh̴͕̫̳̅̀̏̅̌͘͝e̵͈̙͔̙͔̞̱̊̂̉̉̃͘͠ ̶͕̰̰̪̦̗̼͛̉̈̎͒̿͗n̸̡͔̫͖̖̭̥̉ḙ̷̢̧̤̭̮͂̅̕x̷̢͖̳̀̄̑̿̓ț̸̢̺̗̝̭̥̈̒̓͂̊ ̶̡͉͇̄͒́́̈́̊ṕ̴̢̛͔̯̥̜́͆̑͐͆h̴̢͙̮͇̓̾a̴̢̨̗͕̠̻͉̅͌̋̈́̒̏͝ș̶͓͙͉̅̄̈́̆̾̈͠ͅë̶̢͓̭̫̦͈͉́͌̃̈̓̎̎ ̴̳͖͚̤̦̰̃a̶͍̣̲͉̔̅̚n̴̡̟̪̳̆͝d̶̞̓͗̐͒͘ ̶̼̠̏̇̃͘̕͝d̶̩̹̮̫͈̅̽̿͊̓͝o̷͇͖̊̍̄̈́ ̸̮̱͝n̵̨͖̩͓̱̰̟̆̽͌̚͘o̶̖̩̥̐͗̔̑͒͑t̶͙̗̎̈́̈͘ ̸͕͖͔̑̊̿ȑ̵̨͎͖̳͛̆̍̎ü̵͍̪̓͒͌͌s̸͇͉͖̘̳̤̼̈͂h̴̙̞̺͛̐̏͝ ̷̡̧̢͕̃͋͆͜t̵͍̘̯͂̓́͗ẖ̴̣̲̎̈́̃̂̍̕ͅe̷̥̜̬̪̗̙͊̎͛͌͊̕͜ ̷̡̖̰͍̯̥̫̎̇p̵̘͉̼͉͆̽͂̐̌̚͠ŗ̶̜̮͈͂̆̈́̊ŏ̴̫̗͔̖̯̏̉͊̄̒͝c̷̖͎̜͂e̶̯͕̭̗͗̉͋͘͠s̴͉͉̼̹̳̓̈́̈́s̶̢̲̦̗͐́̌̏̍́̓.̸̤̤̯͚͍͌ ̸̹̬̬̟̲̦̏̓̄Ą̵̤̮̱͖̥̝͑̄̈́͘s̵͙͓̪̑̾͋͗͜ ̴̡̍͐̾̚͝ḩ̷̨̺̮͒͛͛̉͐̀u̷̩̍̈̄̽m̷̝̹̼͉̳͈̃͘ą̵̧͇̽͊n̴̗̙̞̏̊͠s̶̗̤͘͠ ̴̧͉͓͓͈̥̈́͊͌̋̕ő̴̭̬̀̈̓́f̵͎̪̬̖̯̰͉̂t̵̨̘̂͋̄ḝ̷̬͈̝͌͋̕͝n̸͉͒̃̔̾͑͛ ̶̮̜̩́͝s̷̢͕̰͚̀̽͆̒ǎ̷̼y̵̛̮̤͍̝͓̓̊̽͊͊,̸̨̰̥͔̣̫̖̈́̿̒̇͝ ̷̨͓̼̿̑ͅ"̴͚̖̘̘̘̀̔̑s̴͇̜̮̃l̴͎̜̙̍̓͌͒̎̀ọ̷͋̀̈ẃ̸̢̟̰͈̻͝ͅ ̴̰̮̼̈a̶͉̳̦̻̰̾̓̇̃n̵̨̥̻̠͇͈̙̆̈́d̶͇̥̦̩̏̀̂̀̐̃͒ ̸̳̭̜̦̀̈́͒͜͝ś̷̨̻̻͎̜͆̀̐̏̿͝t̶̠̫͚̲̤̱̍̈́̓ͅę̶̛̪̠͓̇̒͜͝͝ā̷̗͇̰̔̀̾͠d̶̜͎̘̦͙̱̔̑̄̅y̴̫̲̾̾͠ ̵̨̬͉̹̥̪̄̓̇̚ẇ̶͔͚̘͔͚̟i̷͙̪̿̀̋̇͠͠n̵͕̞͚̐͗̾̕s̴̡̬̯̼̼͍̟̋ ̴̢̛̣̰̊͐̀̏̀͠ṭ̴̢͇̦̟̦̒͛̈́̑͘ḣ̶̯̜̑̿̌͜ḙ̵̛̗͒̇͂͒̏͌ ̷̞͓̮̦͇͑̐r̵̻̲̜̪̬̓͐̌̈̉̍͊ͅa̴̤̞͎̫͎͍͊̈́̌̆̌̐͊ĉ̵̥̘̥͛̅̄͋ȅ̸̱͎̟̦̯̻̭̅͆̐̐͊͝.̶̖͖̦͒"̶̧̹͓͈̥͔́̿̉̉ͅ
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How to Survive South Park
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