Modern family: Addition

Bonding and Desiree

Now here the thing. If you want to fit in and bond in certain groups of teens going school. Best way is sports. If you do well and help in winning, spend some time with fellow students, you can navigate your way through them. Initially this can take some time to work as most people aren't aware of my intelligence and charm.

I can wait to ace some tests, wait to become famous with plan i have in mind for me but problem is that former can backfire because people like to mingle with people of same type and mentality or with someone to whom they can associate with in their life; and later can take some time which is not advisable when group of family members are staring at you to pick fault at any moment.

So, I came up with next best thing and that is my comic gig and humorous personality. Crack some jokes, do some short stand up, make people laugh to increase familiarity and then join middle school sports team and play along side them....boom....You are buddy with them.

These things sound much work and to do such thinks just to increase favourability of classmates and peers is too much or not worth while. But don't forget who I am, i will never allow myself to on the short end of stick. Although it seems that I'm trying to fit in, which most people don't approve but that's not my only goal or not my main goal. I have to have extra curriculars to do.

Sports is one of the most tested way to do that, it reflects your multi talented personality, leadership, team work etc. and comedy is what I want to do as it will make me fit in anywhere very quickly and people like and unconsciously tend to trust humorous people more than any Stranger or any friend if you are close to them. Since I have planned the things, I immediately started the execution.

First I familiarised myself with my deskmate Mike and did some sarcasm and then few jokes.
Eg.

Me(smiling): What would you call a priest who studied law.

Mike (smiling): Let me think....hahaha....okay (after couple of seconds), I don't know, what??

Me(giggling): Father in law.

Mike: fffuuuu.... hahahahaha....that was good.

Me: A girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They were appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later girl's mom says:
" Dear, he doesn't seem to be very nice boy."

" Oh please mom!" Girls says: " If he isn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service."
Mike and few students around: hahahahaha. Bro, you are legit.

Me: okay here's another one.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “Okay, now what?”

(Everyone around brust into laughter)

Me: why do fathers have extra pair of socks when going to golf?

Mike: why!

Me: Because one of them may have a hole in it.

Me: Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"

another student: why?

Me: Because every play has a cast