Modern family: Addition

Undeck the halls (1)

Scene: Dunphy household

(Flashback)

Haley : Do we really have to wear these ugly sweaters?

Claire : It's just for picture which we will send to grandma to see.

Luke : My neck hole is too small.

Alex : Mine's itchy.

Luke : I'd rather be itchy than choky.

Me: Mine is bigger, but I'm comfortable.

Claire : Come on, Phil. Hurry up.

Phil : Okay, here we go. Say cheese. *Click*

Claire: Okay. Thank God. Now, it's over.

(Flashback ends)

Claire: Come on Phil. Connect the telephone and We will take turns to say hello.

Phil: Okay. Come in, Florida! Over! Hello Dad?

Frank : Hello, Phillip.

All: Merry Christmas eve!

Frank : Merry Christmas eve!

Phil : How are you, dad.

Frank : I'm good.

Claire : Thank you... thanks for the sweaters! We have sent the pictures. I think you have got them.

Frank : Oh, you're welcome. You look beautiful in them, darling.

Phil : Where's mom?

Frank : Mom is sinking fast. She's in the bathtub.

Phil : They have that claw foot. I know, yeah. We have hang the tree which took a lot of time and effort but it's worth it. And we have also hung the ornament you sent us.

Claire : Just little lower than Apex but it looks beautiful.

Phil : There are the stockings, Hung by the chimney by Claire.

Frank : Oh, still funny, son.

Claire : What the hell is that? What is that? That looks like a
cigarette burn. Was one of you smoking a cigarette?

Kids : No.

Claire : Which one of you was smoking?

Phil : Not me. I have a respiratory problem.

Claire : Obviously, it wasn't you. Now I've got a family of liars and smokers.

(Cut the scene)

Scene: The Mall

Mitchell : Are you kidding me with this line? I'm gonna ask Santa for the last 45 minutes of my life back.

Cameron : Oh, would you cheer up? We're in Santa's village with
our daughter. Where were we a year ago?

Mitchell : Uh, we were at the beginning of this line.

Cameron : Okay, you know what? Somebody needs to get in the
holiday... Son of a bitch.

Mitchell : Maybe it's not them.

Cameron : Oh, it's them. It's them.

(Commentary)

Cameron : Three years ago, I formed a caroling group. We were known as "the Greensleevers." We would perform at charity events, hospitals.

Mitchell : And they were very, very popular.

Cameron : Uh, last year... One of my carolers... Andrew... Staged a
little coup... and, he, um...