Coal digger (2)

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Scene: Dunphy household

Claire : No problem. We'll be right down. Thanks.

Phil : Hey, honey. What's up?

Claire : The school just called. Luke got in a fight.

Phil : Oh, geez. Is he okay?

Claire : Yeah, he's fine, but they want us to come down there.
Where are you?

Phil : I'm showing a house.

Claire : What house?

Phil : I'm golfing.

(Scene switched to Public School)
Claire : I bet it was that Durkas kid.

Phil : I hate that kid.

Claire : He probably jumped on Luke, and Luke just fought back.
Kid's a menace.

Phil : He made fun of my hair once.

Claire : Shh, the parents are probably in there.

Phil : I slept on it funny... Like that never happened to him.

(Claire and Phil entered into director's office and saw Jay and Gloria)

Claire : Come on. What are you doing here?

Jay : These two knuckleheads were fighting.

Claire : What?!

Jay : Could have been worse.

Phil : I was not ready to face Durkas today.

Claire : So, what happened?

School director : Apparently, there was some name-calling and shoving on the playground. By the time a teacher separated them,
Luke was sitting on Manny's chest.

Jay : Luke, that's not like you.

School director : Wait a minute. You're Luke's father?

Jay : Grandfather.

School director : So Manny's father is...

Gloria : Javier. Crazy guy. That's where he gets his fire.

School director : Okay, you're...

Claire : He's our son.

Jay : And my grandson.

Claire : I'm his daughter.

School director : So, you're...

Manny : His uncle.

Luke : Stop saying that, or I'll sit on your chest again!

Claire : Oh! Wait a second. is that what this was all about?

Luke : He keeps calling me his nephew.

Manny : You are!

Luke : Shut up!

School director : Okay! Okay! I'm getting the sense that you're all
related... somehow. It's best if you work this out at home so the
boys can go back to class, okay? But we're not happy about this,
boys. This is not how mature young men behave. Here's your note for Miss Passwater. I wouldn't worry. They're good kids. It's just tough when one kid's a little different.

(Scene shifted to Inside of Phil's Car)

Claire : You heard how she said that, right? She thought Luke was the weird one, Luke!

(Scene shifted to inside of Jay's car)

Gloria : Her kid gets his head stuck in the furniture, and Manny is the different one.

(Scene shifted to inside of Phil's Car)

Claire : I will tell you what's weird. Our son is not weird. What's weird is that her kid wears aftershave and dresses like a count.

(Scene shifted to inside of Jay's Car)

Gloria : think We should cancel with them for the barbecue.

(Scene shifted to inside of Phil's Car)

Phil : If we cancel, it'll just make this a bigger deal than it is. It'll be good for Luke and Manny to spend some time. Might be good for you and Gloria, too.
Claire : Why?

(Scene shifted to inside of Jay's car)

Gloria : She's always had a problem with me. I think I'm gonna find out what it is.

Jay : That's the worst thing you could do. Just sweep it under the
rug.

Gloria : I'm not a sweeper.

Jay : Trust me on this.

(Scene shifted to inside of Phil's Car)

Phil : I think you two need to talk it out.

Claire : I don't have anything to say to her. She's the one with the problem, not me.

(Scene shifted to inside of Jay's Car)

Gloria : Whose side are you on?

Jay : She's my daughter. You're my wife. Let's remember what's
important here... There's a football game on.

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