Modern family: Addition

Starry night (3)

Me : "A tendency to act without regard to consequences, often at
the expense of personal safety."; "having accidents more often… "

Claire : Okay, you know what? I think that that's enough Will,
We've… we've got it.

Phil : Okay, no. No.

Claire : Phil? Phil, honey, are you okay?

(In Store room)
Phil : Yeah. Remember those sunglasses I couldn't find? Bingo!

Claire : I asked you to do one thing stay on top of Luke.

Phil : For your information, your son is hard at work on an
awesome Van Gogh - got to fix that… masterpiece. Wait till you
see. You're gonna be so surprised.

Claire : Oh, god, honey, I want nothing more than to be surprised, really. Oh. I'm not surprised. Okay, that's it. I don't want to hear anything about your new method of doing things. There's one thing that works with these kids, And that is staying on top of them, Which, thanks to you, my friend, I will now be able to do all night long. (Going towards Luke's room)

Phil : Not happy, dude. You're supposed to be working.

Luke : I am working.

Phil : Mr Potato Head? Really?!

Luke : I know what you think, but...

Phil : No, I don't want to hear it. I'm going down to clean up the
garage. Then I'm coming back, and I'm gonna stand over you
Until this thing is done, okay?

(Cut the scene)

Scene: Outside Latin resturant

Gloria : Breathe.

Cameron : Breathing only makes the fire spread.

Gloria : Okay, then drink this milk. Ay, Cam! Why did you have to order that spicy dish?

Cameron : Because I'm… I'm a big idiot. And I wanted to have this
awesome night Between the two of us, Where we end up best
friends, Uh, having lunch, buying shoes.

Gloria : Okay! Let's go have lunch! Let's go buy shoes!

Cameron : Really?

Gloria : Yeah, why are you so surprised?

Cameron : I don't know. I guess I just always feel like I-I blow it
with you, Gloria. Whether it's the Colombian comment Or picking
the wrong restaurant…

Gloria : The restaurant? That had nothing to do with you. I was
just not in the mood to go anywhere that fancy after the stupid thing I did this morning.

Cameron : What did you do?

Gloria : I bought a dress.

Cameron : You monster.

Gloria : It was a very expensive dress that I don't need. I felt so
stupid that when I got home, I couldn't even bring it inside the
house. I left it in the car.

Cameron : I totally get it. I have a legendary hat story. I'll bet you
look fabulous in that dress.

Gloria : Yes, but anyone would look fabulous in that dress.

(Cut the scene)

Scene : At camping site

Jay : You find that blanket?

Mitchell : No. This was all I could find. (Jay & Manny started laughing) Shut up!

Jay : Really shows off your shape.

Manny : Okay. Spin around, cupcake. Let's see the caboose.

(Commentary)

Jay : you get fries with that shake? Was that too far?

Manny : There's a line, Jay.

Jay : I better go mop this up.

(Back to the scene)

Mitchell : Oh, come on. Where's the...

Jay : I'm sorry if things got a little out of hand back there, But in
our defense, look at you. I mean, smell you.

Mitchell : This is a fantastic apology.

Jay : Oh, don't be too hard on the kid. I was egging him on. If
you're gonna be mad, be mad at me.

Mitchell : Done.

Jay : I was just happy to see him laugh a little bit. You know, he's
had kind of a tough week.

Mitchell : I got sprayed by a skunk, And I'm wearing a dress that makes my hips look huge.

Jay : I know he doesn't want me to talk about it, But he didn't get
invited to this big party. Some kids he thought were his friends
think he's weird. Now, you know me on this. I'm no -- I'm no good
at it, you know? I-I never know what to say.

Mitchell : Well, that's true.

Jay : But maybe I raised a kid who would know what to say. Now,
that's the only reason I invited him along, You know, because this astronomy stuff that's -- that's our thing.

Mitchell : Yeah, no, I'll -- I'll talk to him.

Jay : You know, you don't look that ridiculous. Now, you -- you
actually got the legs for it.

Mitchell : Dad --

jay : No, I'm just saying, if you were that type of a gay...

Mitchell : Dad!

Jay : ...You'd probably do all right for yourself.

Mitchell : Come on!

(Cut the scene)

Scene : Outside Latin resturant

Cameron : You know, I always had a sense it was dangerous down
here, But I guess it's actually kind of charming, isn't it?

Gloria : No, it's not safe at all. I used to live down here, you know?

Cameron : What?

Gloria : Yeah, that's why I come down here. Look there. That was my old apartment. After I left Javier, that's all I could afford. It's still part of me. You have to remember those things. You do. Like you when you go to your farm.

Cameron : You remember that? I told you that a year ago.

Gloria : Of course I do. You're my friend, you big idiot! You know,
this part of town might be very rough, But the people here,
Cameron... the best.

(While walking, Cameron noticed missing tire of his car)

Cameron : I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.

Gloria (yelling): Ay-yi-yi! Who did this?!

Cameron (scared) : Oh, no, it's okay, Gloria.

Gloria : Who did this? ! You coward sons of bitches!

Cameron : It's okay, everybody! I'm - I'm insured!

Gloria : What? You scared?! You scared to show your faces, little
girls?!

Cameron : No, no, it's all right, everybody!

Gloria : Huh?! Cameron, wait in the car! Cameron!

Cameron : Gloria, I think it's drivable! Gloria!

(Cut the scene)

Scene : Dunphy household

Phil : Just so you know, I'm going back up to Luke's room, And
I'm not leaving until he's finished.

Claire : Thank you.

Phil : And I'm really sorry for not underestimating Luke enough.

Claire : Well, that means a lot to me.

Phil : The hardest part is he kind of takes after me with all this.
Hmm. Like my lack of focus and your...

Claire : My what?

Phil : I just love you.

Claire : Hmm?

(Luke enters with his project)
Luke : I did it.

Phil : Buddy!

Claire : Oh, my god.

Luke : Do you like it?

Claire : I-I-I love it. Did you do this?

Phil : All him.

Luke : I used Mr. Potato head ears Because Van Gogh cut his ear
off. And there's money, because his paintings sell for, like, a
Million dollars, Which is sad, because he died broke.

Claire : Yes. That... you were right.

Phil : Don't apologize.

Claire : I'm not apologizing.

Phil : Apology accepted.

Claire : Luke, I-I really couldn't be more proud of you, And I am
so sorry I didn't give you more credit.

Luke : Thanks.

Phil : Way to go, buddy.

Claire : I got to go finish the cupcakes.

Haley : No. She didn't.

Claire : Sweetie, can you hand me those?

Haley : Uh-huh. Yeah, I can talk. What are you doing?! (Claire dumped cupcakes in dustbin)

Claire : Well, I showed you how to make them, And now you can
do it yourself. Come on, guys, let's go.

Haley : Well, good, because I really wanted to. Okay. Setting the oven to 700! I'm putting the eggs in the bowl! Oh, I got some shells in them! Uh-oh! Are you serious?!

Mitchell : Hey.

Manny : Hey, Mitchell.

Mitchell : So, I know you'd never, um... I know you'd never -
never believe this By looking at me right now, But, uh, I used to
get picked on at school, too.

Manny : So, Jay told you?

Mitchell : Yeah. Yeah, they would, um… they'd call me weird. I
was weird… fun weird. But I… this is the funny thing about
growing up. For years and years, everybody's desperately afraid
to be different, you know, in any way. And then, suddenly, almost
overnight. Everybody wants to be different. And that is where we
win.

Manny : I'm sort of counting on that. I'm sorry I was picking on
you too much.

Mitchell : No, it's...

Manny : Jay said that's what brothers do.

Mitchell : well, we don't have to listen to him. Brothers do that,
too.

Jay : Okay, ladies, finish up your tea party. You're missing the
show.

Mitchell : I can't believe I was fighting over this guy, huh?

Jay : Check it out. Oh, whoa. Check it out.

Mitchell : Wow.

Manny : Awesome.

Luke : Why did he paint "starry night"? Maybe 'cause the sky is
beautiful And everybody likes looking at it. And it reminds us that something's up there, watching over all of us, aliens, who could be here in a second to liquefy us and use us as fuel. So, wake up, people. We're next.

Alex : Mom? You better get down here!

Claire : Mmm!

Phil : Oh, my god!

Claire : Whoa! Delicious.

Haley: Uh-huh.

Claire : I am so proud.

Haley : Oh, thanks, mom. I'm just gonna wrap these up.

Claire : Oh, you know what, sweetie? You're gonna be late for school. Just go. I'll bring them by later.

Haley : Are you sure? I'm done?

Claire : Yeah,

Phil : Get out of here, Betty Crocker.

Haley : Okay.

Claire : So proud of you!

Phil : Ugh!

Claire : Do we still have the number for poison control?

Phil : I love you, Claire! I've always loved you!

Luke : My mouth is asleep like at the dentist.

Phil : Get over here, buddy.

** Me, observing meteor shower from my house roof with the telescope **