Alex : Coming.
Claire : All right, come on, girls.
Phil : Okay. Okay, this is why we practice.
Alex : Coming through. Coming through.
Phil : 15 seconds. Are we ready?
Alex : I think so.
Claire : Yeah.
Phil : It's go time!
Claire : Go. All right.
Phil : Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast. Slow is smooth, and
smooth is fast. Straight to the car. Straight through. Very nice!
Claire : All right, let's go, let's go.
Phil : Hey. I think we got an extra couple of seconds.
Claire : No, we don't.
Alex : Dad, come on.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At Waiting Area
Claire : I will never get tired of this.
Luke : Me neither. You know what would be cool, mom?
Claire : What's that?
Luke : If the plane flew into a storm and crash-landed onto an
island like in Lost"!
Cameron : Ow. Ow. Ow.
Jay : Something wrong there, Cam?
Cameron : Oh, well, I'm just breaking in a new pair of hiking
shoes. This always happens. All the men in my family have wide
ankles. I have an Uncle that can only wear bell bottoms. Hand to
God.
Jay : I wasn't doubting you. Just, why are you wearing the hiking
shoes?
Gloria : Surprise!
Jay : What, again?
Gloria : Every morning, the whole family is gonna go hiking. And
then, at the end of the week, we all gonna make it to the top of the volcano!
Jay : Every morning, huh?
Gloria : Yes. When Cam suggested it, I knew you were gonna love
it, baby.
Me : Wow! I LOVE IT.
Jay : Oh, so this was your idea?
Cameron : Happy Birthday, Jay.
Jay : Aw, thanks, buddy. (Intentionally stepped heavily on Cam's Foot) (Then to Lilly) Ow. Hi, sweetheart. She's smiling. Yes, I'm going hiking!
Luke : Look, mom, I'm pregnant.
Claire : Yeah. You still got to take your Dramamine.
Cameron : Oh, does somebody get a little motion sickness?
Luke : Yeah, I throw up all the time.
Cameron : Oh, well, then Dramamine's the way to go.
Claire : What the hell are you doing?
Cameron : Oh, I'm just trying to keep her awake so she'll sleep on the plane.
(Commentary)
Cameron : Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's... it's very
stressful.
Mitchell : Yeah, uh, last year, I flew back from New York. Next to a baby who was very upset the entire flight.
Cameron : I was on that flight with you, and I don't recall... Oh, I get it. You're talking about me. That's very funny.
Mitchell : Yeah, we couldn't get tickets to "Billy Elliot" all he
wanted to do was dance.
Cameron : And that's my story.
Mitchell : Yeah, five hours of this.
Cameron : I just want to dance at the ballet!
(Back to the scene)
Cameron : Dramamine... oh, I wish I had that the last time I flew. I'll tell you, the plane was rocking up and down, Back and forth. I thought the wings were gonna snap off, honestly.
Claire : Okay, you do it yourself. Use your teeth.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : Inside the car
Mitchell : I-is this the best way to go? What about the freeway?
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
