Up all night (3) & Song

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Scene: pritchett- Tucker household

Cameron : Okay, you know what? I don't need to sit here and be

condescended to. I'm gonna make myself an ice tea.

Mitchell : I will bring you down.

Cameron : You can't bring me down.

Mitchell : I'll sweep your legs.

Cameron : There's something wrong with you that the sound of our child in such distress doesn't bother you more.

Mitchell : She is not in distress, And this just proves that you need this more than she does. I'm ferberizing two babies.

Cameron : Raccoons slipped into the Lawsons' home and stole a

loaf of bread.

Mitchell : Your point?

Cameron : That we left Lily's window open a crack and those

raccoons need something to put between that bread... and that is

Lily's "help me" cry. I'm coming for you, Lily.

Mitchell : You will not. You're not com... Cameron.

Cameron : Let me go. Hey, stop! Let... let... Let go! Get off me!

What are you doing?

Mitchell : Stop it! Slow down!

Cameron : I will not slow down. Ow!

Mitchell : Stop being such a baby!

Cameron : I'm coming for you!

Mitchell : Ow! Ow, ow.

Cameron : What?

Mitchell : Oh, my ankle.

Cameron : Oh, what?

Mitchell : My ankle.

(Cut the scene)

Scene: Pritchett household

Gloria : Oh, I guess you didn't kill yourself in the motorcycle

today.

Jay : Well, I figured you were looking forward to killing me, So I'm not gonna take that away from you. Hey, did Javier call you?

Gloria : No, why?

Jay : He's dragging me to this bar With some of his old baseball

pals. He was supposed to be here at 5:00.

Gloria : Ah, he's dragging you, huh?

Jay : Yeah, I figured it would be okay. I mean, I've seen half these guys play, And Javier says it's cool. What? What's the joke?

Gloria : Nothing. It's just funny to me that you make fun of me

because I was seduced by him, and here you are...

Jay : No one is getting seduced. I'm doing this for Manny.

Gloria : Oh, yeah, it's very important for Manny that you two go and have a nice picnic in the mountains.

Jay : First of all, it wasn't a picnic. We stopped for coffee. They just

happened to be selling crepes. Just let me know when he calls, all right? Geez, it's almost 6:00.

(Cut the scene)

Scene: Dunphy household

Claire : The kids are so excited for you to come home.

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