Scene: Pritchett household
Jay : Oh, looks like I got to watch the game with Dick Butkiss.
Mitchell : Dad! Come on, that's offensive.
Cameron : He's one of the greatest linebackers to ever play at
Illinois, and one of my personal heroes.
Mitchell : And his name is "Butkiss"? Really, and we're just
choosing to... Okay. All right. I thought you were being
homophobic. Sorry.
Jay : We got all night.
Mitchell : Yes, we do.
Jay : Are you joining us here?
Cameron : Jay, you know what? He's been studying up.
Mitchell : I got to tell you, I am a little worried about CJ
Hightower, with the bad ankle. I'm wondering how he's gonna
run his corner routes.
Jay : Hightower's out.
Mitchell : What? Oh... then who is gonna run the corner routes?
Jay : I'll tell you who won't be. Billings.
Cameron : That's low. He's in jail.
Mitchell : Oh... wow, yeah, I didn't know.
Cameron : Oh! Double tight end. It's gonna be a quarterback roll-
out...
Jay : They're gonna run it.
Cameron : No trust me, he's got the slot, and the end zone!
Touchdown!
Jay : Lucky call!
Mitchell : They should have considered blitzing.
Jay : Blitzing wouldn't have helped them. Get out of here.
Cameron : Oh, gosh. Blitzing.
(Commentary)
Mitchell : So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and
dramatically as the climax of "West Side Story." I'm a musical-
theater fan.
Cameron : Surprise!
(End of the scene)
(Inside the kitchen)
Gloria : Okay, the truth? I sometimes feel like you don't like me.
Phil : Powerful, powerful stuff. Claire, tell us how it makes you
feel.
Claire : Right now, I'm feeling a lot of anger.
Phil : Don't tell me, tell her.
Claire : Gloria, I'm really angry at Phil.
Phil : Let's respect the process.
Claire : Gloria, I don't know why you think I don't like you.
Gloria : Well, sometimes when you see me, you make that face...
Claire : What face?
Gloria : Like this.
Claire : I do not make a face like that.
(Mitchell entering)
Mitchell : Oh my God, that is so Claire.
Phil : See? She does that with everyone. It's just her face.
Gloria : No, it's not just the face. From the beginning, I feel like
Manny and I are not welcome in this family.
Claire : That is so crazy!
Gloria : No, it's not so crazy. It's how I feel.
Claire : I am sorry if you feel that way. I really am. Because from
the moment I met you, I have tried to make you feel comfortable with us.
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
