Scene: Bicycle store
(I stayed at Home while Phil and Luke went to the store)
Luke: Dad, this is the coolest bike ever.
Phil: Awesome. So listen, buddy… Certain members of this family don’t think you can take care of this bad boy.
Luke: You mean mom?
Phil: Your words, not mine. Look, uh… your mom and I are a team, and she- we feel like this is a chance for you to show some responsibility. Don’t make us look like jerks here.
Luke: I won’t.
Phil: Okay. One more rule.
Luke: What?
Phil: Have, like, three bike-loads of fun.
Luke: Thanks, dad. (rides off)
Scene: Sidewalk
(Phil comes across a bike left unattended)
(Commentary)
Phil: Ten minutes after making a promise to me, he leaves his bike unlocked. All I can hear is Claire’s voice in my head: “He’s not responsible. You never should’ve given him a bike.” I know. I do a pretty good Claire. So I decided to teach him a lesson and let him think his bike was stolen. And I know that sounds kinda rough, but sometimes it’s a dad’s job to be the tough guy.
(Cut back to scene)
Phil: (riding Luke’s bike) Excuse me, thank you. On your left. My left! Your right!
Scene: Sidewalk
Phil: Oh, hey!
Desiree: Hey!
Phil: Hey.
Desiree: Hi!
Phil: Hi.
Desiree: Hi, uh, this is really embarrassing, but I locked myself out of my house.
Phil: Oh. Psshhh. I do that all the time; don’t be embarrassed. (starts riding off)
Desiree: I was- I was hoping you could help me. There’s a window open, but I can’t reach it. Would you mind?
Phil: … Yeah! Yeah, sure. Of course. You know what they say: every time God closes a door, He opens a window. Or I guess in this case, every time He- (loses footing on bike; gets off). Okay, let’s see what we got here.
(Commentary)
Phil: I mean, am I attracted to her? Yes. Would I ever act on it? No. No way. Not while my wife is still alive.
(Cut back to scene)
Desiree: (exiting house) Are you sure I can’t get you something to drink?
Phil: Yeah, no, I’m- I’m fine. Really.
Desiree: If I knew a man was gonna climb into my bedroom window, I would’ve cleaned up a bit.
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
