Phil : Relax, Pumpkin, I got this. It's all about knowing the route.
You're talking to a guy who made his way through college by
driving a pedicab. You know what one of those is?
Mitchell : Yes, yes. I just saw one pass us.
Phil : Quick, who sang "Evil woman"?
Man : What?
(Phone ringing)
Phil : Hello?
Claire : Phil, where the hell are you?
Phil : Uh...let's see. Oh, shoot, I just missed my turn.
Claire : You're supposed to be here with me. I told you, I get more and more freaked out as we get closer to the flight!
Phil : Well, I know, but Mitch...
Claire : I was counting on you to be here, so, thanks... a lot.
(Call hunged up)
Phil : She's pretty tightly wound. Some people are just built that
way.
Mitchell : Honestly, could you drive any slower?!
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At waiting Area
Manny : Guess where the world's largest wind generator is.
Jay : Is it right behind me?
Manny : Nope. It's on the island of Oahu. I'm thinking about using
it in my song about Hawaii.
Jay : What song?
Manny : Didn't mom tell you?
Gloria : Surprise! The whole family's putting on a show for you for your birthday. Everybody's performing! Even Phil brought his dummy! Isn't that great? Jay?
Jay : Oh, I'm sorry, I was just thinking how tragic it would be if I fell into that volcano.
Gloria : Ay, papi, don't say that.
Cameron : Ow. Ow. Ow. Not yet, sweetie. Not yet.
Haley : See, he's perfect. Look at him getting coffee and not
putting chocolate in it. He's so mature.
Alex : What about Dylan?
Haley : Dylan's not that guy.
(Flashback at Dunphy household)
(In Hayley's room)
Claire : Haley! Come on! We're leaving in two minutes! Get up!
Haley : Oh, my God!
Dylan : Oh, no. Is it tomorrow?
Haley : Dylan, what are you doing here?!
Dylan : I was gonna go, but then you fell asleep, and since you're
leaving for a week, I wanted to stare at you as long as I could.
Haley : You have to go. My
parents are gonna think we did it!
Dylan : As if.
Haley : Okay, get out of the house, and make sure that nobody
sees you!
Dylan : I'll miss you. When you're gone, it's like I'm this prisoner
trapped in a cell of loneliness.
Haley : Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's beautiful, but
you have to go.
(Dylan rushes downstairs and avoiding seen by anyone)
Claire : I hate this feeling. I hate it, and it's just gonna get worse
and worse until the flight.
Phil : Hey. It's gonna be fine. Uncle Phil's here. Great job, buddy! First one ready!
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
