Scene: At Gas station
Cameron : Oh, I get it. You're worried about people seeing me.
Mitchell : Without question.
Cameron : You know, people are gonna stare. They're not used to
seeing one clown in a car.(Cut the scene)
Scene: At party
Manny : That's her... Bianca Douglas.
Gloria : She's so cute.
Manny : Yeah, and she has good handwriting. She's the complete
package. Wish me luck.
Jay : You don't need luck. You just remember those jokes I told
you, hmm?
Manny : We have to stop meeting like this.
Bianca : What?
Manny : We go to school together.
Bianca : Oh, yeah.
Manny : Do you like jokes?
Bianca : Sure.
Manny : Great. Okay. So, a grasshopper named Gary walks into a bar. Oh, no. You're not supposed to know his name. Let me try another one, okay? Knock, knock.
Bianca : Who's there?
Manny : Interrupting cow.
Bianca : Interrupting cow who?
Manny : Moo. Oh, crap.(Cut the scene)
Scene: At gas station
Mitchell : Um, hey.
Man : Hey, yourself. Move.
Mitchell : You kind of just bumped me with your car.
Man : I don't think so.
Mitchell : No, no, you did, because, um, see, yeah, I got grease on my pants, and then also I felt it.
Man : Call an ambulance.
Mitchell : Okay, I just thought you might want to know in case
you wanted to be a decent human being and apologize, but... no?
Okay. Ass.Man : What did you say?
Mitchell : Just forget about it, all right?
Man : Listen, carrot top, I didn't touch you, so do the smart thing... Shut your hole, get in your car, and drive away.
Cameron : Is there a problem here?
Man : What the hell are you?
Cameron : I'm the ass-kicking clown that'll twist you like a balloon animal. I will beat your head against this bumper until the airbags deploy, so apologize to my boyfriend right now!
Man : Apologize... boyfriend?
Cameron : Apologize!
Man : Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Cameron : Let's go. We're gonna be late.(Cut the scene)
Scene: At party
Gloria : Mind if I come in?
Manny : Sure.
Gloria : Come here. Why you bounce so sad?
Manny : I told all my jokes. It turns out I'm not the funny guy.
Gloria : The right girl will find you when it's time, even though
I'm gonna hate losing you to another woman.
Manny : You'll never lose me, Mom. I'll always love you, no
matter what.
Gloria : Oh. You see right there? You need no tricks. Just be the
sweet, wonderful little boy that you are.
Manny : Sweet little boy... Got it. She won't know what hit her.
Claire : Hey, Manny, want to make a sweet comb sheath?
Manny : Could not be a worse time, Claire.
Phil : Oh. It's so peaceful and quiet over here.
Claire : Ha ha. If you came over here to gloat, I already know it's a dud.
Phil : Actually, I came to give you this. It's your favorite flavor...
Blue.
Claire : Thanks, honey.
Phil : And your hair looks really nice.
Claire : Mm, thanks. I've been combing it all day.Tanya : All right. Let's all give Luke a big hand or being so brave.
Luke : It feels so weird. What does it eat?
Tanya : Oh, just little-boy brains.
Me: Well, at least Luke's got nothing to worry about.Alex: Haha.
Dylan : Is there mayo in this?
Haley : No, you're good. Um, so, I was thinking that maybe we
could go slip away.
Tanya : So, does anyone want to pet the iguana?
Dylan : Hells, yes. Oh, man. I love lizards. What's his name?
Tanya : Her name is Lizzy.
Dylan : Wow. I totally get that.
Alex : You don't deserve this.
Haley : What?
Alex : Hot reptile chick, you know, probably has her own
apartment, obviously okay touching gross stuff.
Haley : They're just talking.
Alex : You're right. Dylan's far too sophisticated to get sucked in
by a single lady with tons of cool tattoos.
Dylan : Hey. I think it peed on me.
Tanya : Oh, no. No way, mother nature.
Dylan : I can't believe he does that.
Jay : Hey, what am I missing, guys? Aw, geez, Gloria.
Gloria : Jay, look! I go high! Look, look!
Jay : Hey, guys, hit the road. Come on, you're family men. Come
on, scat.
Phil : Great job, buddy. Now comes the fun part. Rappel down.
Luke : It's really high.
Phil : You have nothing to fear but fear itself... and the concrete,
but I'm right here, buddy.
Luke : Okay, just catch me.
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...