Scene : Dunphy household
Phil : Steaks will be ready in five minutes.
Jay : You're destroying those things.
Gloria : Jay, leave him alone.
Jay : No, I'm sorry, but that cow has suffered long enough!
Phil : Fun.
Claire : wow ! Hang on! Dinner's ready in five minutes.
Manny : They are deceptively hard. A curious mix of dance and strain.
Luke : You're making it lame again.
Manny : Sorry.
Gloria : Ay, do mio, that coach!
Claire I hate that guy.
Jay : He seems to have the kids motivated.
Claire : Dad, you haven't seen him. He taunts the kids, he's
abusive.
Gloria : If this was a Columbian soccer league, a long time ago one of the kids would have taken that guy out and krrr!
Jay : A coach is supposed to ride the kids hard! Phil, help me out
here!
Phil : He's a mean man.
Jay : Oh, you're such a woman!
Phil : Come to the game, you'll see! This guy is a real mother-
scratcher. Pardon my language Gloria.
Claire : Gloria?
Phil : He better cool it, or I'm gonna introduce him to the Captain and Tennille.
Cameron : sorry we're late. I was at work.
Mitchell : Oh, he loves to say that.
Cameron : Happy barbecue.
Phil : Oh.
(Commentary)
Cameron : Since Mitchell is between jobs... I've taken a part-time job at a greeting-card store, Which I love. Plus, with my discount, we're saving a fortune.
Mitchell : How is spending a ton of money on greeting cards
saving us a fortune?
Cameron : It's math.
Mitchell : It's really not.
Cameron : Look it up.
Mitchell : $2.95, $2.95, $4.95...
Cameron : 40% off, 40% off, 40% off....
Mitchell : $2.95, $3.95, $2.95.
(Back to the scene)
Jay : Why don't you talk to Will about hiring you. He has team of lawyers at his disposal. I think he can use you.
Mitchell : Dad, Will has asked me several times but I have turned down.
Jay : What? You are ashamed to be employed by your 6 yr old nephew? Hahaha.
Cameron : Hehehaha.
Mitchell : No. I'm not ashamed.
Jay : And you shouldn't be. Look he is smart as hell, you should be proud of him.
Mitchell : I'm proud of him, it's just I'm not looking for work right now.
Jay : Okay, I got this golf buddy of mine. Great guy. Successful. You two should talk. It could mean alternative for you.
Mitchell : Oh, thanks, dad, but I'm... I'm not really looking for
anything right now, but...
Cameron : Yeah, that's right. With me bringing home the bacon,
Mitchell doesn't have to rush into anything.
Jay : Yeah, I know you have all that greeting-card screw-you
money, But talk to the guy? He's expecting your call in the
morning.
Mitchell : Dad, I appreciate it, but in the future...
Jay : Oh, I can't stand this.
Mitchell : I am sorry, but...
Jay : No. Those steaks have been done for five minutes. I'm taking
them off the grill.
Mitchell : I'm sorry. I-I know how it feels to have him stick his
nose where it doesn't belong.
Phil : No biggie. That's just Jay being Jay. But one day I'm gonna
be a grandfather, and then everybody better hide their meat.
[OPENING CREDITS]
Scene : Pritchett-Tucker household
Cameron : Ooh, who's she?
Mitchell : I hate it when you do that.
Cameron : Who's he?
Mitchell : It's Charlie Bingham. He's the guy that my
dad wanted me to call.
Cameron : Oh, he owns earthgear apparel? I have their ski pants.
Mitchell : Really? You don't - you don't ski.
Cameron : I have cargo pants, and I don't work at the docks.
Mitchell : God, I feel like such a slacker. I mean, Will has done so much for being so young and now he. He's opened up a few environmental foundations and conservancies.
Cameron : So, are you gonna - are you gonna call him?
Mitchell : I don't know. I mean, you know, I-I sort of promised
myself and you that I'd take a little time off and --
Cameron : And you are loving your time off.
Mitchell : Totally.
(Commentary)
Mitchell : I am losing my mind. As much as I love Lily, Which is,
you know, more than life itself, I am… whew! Not cut out to be a
stay-at-home dad. No. But I-it's Cameron's turn. It's Cameron's
turn to be out in the world interacting with other grown-ups while I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the explorer. I'd like to fill her backpack with brick and throw her into candy-cane
river.
(Back to the scene)
Mitchell : So, I don't know. Should I -- should I call him?
Cameron : I don't know. Maybe just to get your dad off your back.
Mitchell : Yeah.
Cameron : You know, I mean... I mean, because the last thing I
want for you is to take a job right now. I am loving our life.
(Commentary)
Cameron : I am in a really dark space. Being away from my Lily is literally torture. and I can't pressure Mitchell, but I really, really, really just want him to get a job so I can go back to being a stay-at-home dad/trophy wife!
(Back to the scene)
Scene : Basketball court
Coach : Come on, ladies, move it! Goodness gracious! Turtles run
faster! Come on! Could you run any slower? I dare you to run
slower.
Gloria : You see?
Jay : He's just trying to light a fire.
Gloria : No, I light him on fire.
Alex : Why do I always have to come to these things and Will gets free pass ?
Claire : Because you love your brother and not as smart or as talented as Will. He runs a business for god sake and don't.
Alex : Why don't you make Luke come to my orchestra concerts?
Phil : Because we love your brother. Good job, Luke!
Coach : Shoot! Delgado! You're killing me, man!
Gloria : I love you, Manny, no matter what!
Coach : Come on!
(Cut the scene)
Scene : Pritchett-Tucker household
Mitchell : Okay. That's great. Okay, well, I'll let you know. All
right. All right, bye. uh, so, Charlie Bingham just invited us over to
his beach house for a little get-together.
Cameron : Oh! Uh, well, what did you say?
Mitchell : I said I'd check with you. I mean, what -- what do you
think?
Cameron : What do you think?
Mitchell : well, I think it would be rude not to hear him out.
Cameron : Yeah.
Mitchell : I mean...
Cameron : Yeah, you're probably right.
Mitchell : Yeah. Okay. Cool. And don't worry. You know, I'm not
gonna take any job.
Cameron : You better not.
Cameron : I just miss - I just... I just miss, you know... I just... make grilled- cheese sandwiches.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : Basketball court
Coach : You're doing great, Luke, if your goal is to suck.
Claire : Phil.
Phil : I'm on it.
Jay : Wait for me.
Phil : Hey, coach?
Coach : Yeah.
Phil : Look, we appreciate your passion, But some of us are
worried that the yelling is getting counter-productive.
Coach : I got this. Come on, stupid!
Jay : No you don't "got this." What you got is a bad attitude.
Coach : Who are you?
Jay : I happen to be the stepfather of...(glancing towards Manny but seeing him sucking at game, Jay changed his mind) doesn't matter who. What you need to start doing is a little more coaching and a little less yelling. 'Cause if I hear you call one of these kids stupid again, I swear to god, I'll throw a shoe at your head.
Coach : Screw it. I don't need this. You think you can do a better
job? You coach.
Phil : Jay, you know, I was handling this.
Jay : I saw how you broke out peaches and herb.
Phil : It's the captain and...
Phil : Okay... your old coach had to live for a while.
Luke : Why? Is he sick?
Phil : Yes. He's very, very sick.
Manny : : Is he going to die?
Phil : Everyone dies, boys, let's focus on what's important. Our
next game is in one hour. We are going to go from being five
fingers to being a fist. How does that sound?
Boys : Great. Great.
Phil : I can't hear you?
Boys : Great! Great!
Phil : That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Jay : All right, gentlemen, I talked to the referee. I'm coaching.
Phil : Oh, really? 'cause I...
Jay : Phil, I coached football.
Phil : Jay, I actually coached basketball. I think I can get these guys...
Jay : Relax, you've already got the assistant job. Now, think you
can round us up some waters?
Phil : Yeah.
Jay : Go ahead. Gentlemen, this is what I need. I want you to hit
them, and I want you to hit them hard.
(Commentary)
Phil : Father-in-laws are tough, Because you can't let them push
you around, and you also have to show them respect. It's like
walking a tightrope, which, by the way, I can do because I went to
trapeze school. Did Jay? I doubt it. Don't let them run over you.
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
