Pilot episode(1)

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When I celebrated my 4th birthday and entered into my 5th year, I didn't knew that canon would start. It's wasn't until I came to know that whole incident where Manny played football, His team got defeated, and he wrote a poem for his crush. After I knew these series of events and most importantly where we visited uncle Mitchell's Home and got to know that they have adopted a Vietnamese baby and named her Lily; I knew it is pilot episode of Modern family. This is how I spent my day.

Scene: Dunphy household

Claire: Kids, breakfast! Kids! Ugh, Phil, would you get them?

Phil: (busy on cellphone) Yeah. Just a sec.

Claire: Kids! (drops container) Okay.

Phil: That is so… Kids! Get down here!

Hayley: (enters) Why are you guys yelling at us when we’re way upstairs? Just text me.

Claire: Alright, that’s not gonna happen and wow, you’re not wearing that outfit.

Hayley: What’s wrong with it?

Claire: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?

Phil: (looks up from cellphone) Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute, sweetheart.

Hayley: Thanks.

Claire: No, it’s way too short. People know you’re a girl; you don’t need to prove it to them.

Me and Alex entered and Alex said: Luke got his head stuck in the banister again.

Phil: I got it. Where’s the baby oil?

Claire: It’s on our bedside tab- (mutters) I dunno. Find it. (walks into cupboard door) Come on!

(Commentary)

Claire: I was… out of control growing up. There, you know, I said it. I… I just don’t want my kids to make the same bad mistakes that I made. If Hayley never wakes up on a beach in Florida half-naked, I’ve done my job.

Phil: …Our job.

Claire: Right. I’ve done our job.

(

Cut back to the scene)

Phil: Buddy, why do you keep getting stuck like this?

Luke: I thought I could get out this time.

Me: No, you're not.

Alex: I’m just gonna say it: he needs to be checked by a specialist.

Phil: (frees Luke from banister) There. Be free, Excalibur.

Hayley: I’m having a friend over today.

Claire: Who?

Hayley: Uh, you don’t know him.

Claire: Him. Him?

Luke: Oooh, a boy. You’re gonna kiss-

Me: We got it, bro. We got it. You obviously want attention..... Obviously little crazy.....you have craving for it, that is why you do these things....and you really think that they're gonna kiss.....phrrwww....come on what is it, 60s!!! ...no Luke, they kissed way before... Now they will do experiment..... biological one obviously-
Suddenly I felt a fist landing on my arm.

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