Claire : Oh, okay, yeah, this is happening. Everybody, come on,
let's go.
Jay : Hold it. Be careful. I stained some furniture out there this
afternoon.
Claire : Of course you did, dad. Anything else I need to know
about? Maybe the neighbors on either side are having a paintball fight. Now, watch this. Dad, in his infinite wisdom, stained
furniture today. Don't touch it. It's wet. Hurry, hurry!
Phil : Put that down, sweetheart.
Claire : Okay, okay, we got it. Now we're gonna go out here. We're
ready. Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?!
Jay : Ay. All right, how do you... How do you turn the sprinklers
off?
Gloria : Ay, of course, because I'm Latina, I'm supposed to know
everything about gardening and sprinklers!
Jay : You were here when they installed it!
Gloria : Ay, yeah. Ay... The box is across the yard.
Claire : You mean the now-soaking-wet yard? That's great. We are screwed.
Phil : No, we're not. We haven't unwrapped our secret weapon
yet. Luke walks over there, "hurt locker"-style, Flips the switch,
and boom!... Or, not boom... water off. Put the "he" in "hero," son.
Claire : Ohh.
Me : Let me do it.
Phil : Oh! Okay.
Cameron : "hurt locker." It's... it's more like "squirt locker." Really? That wasn't funny? I actually pity you guys.
Claire : No! No time to celebrate! Stop it! We don't have a lot of
time.
Photographer : All right, everybody, if I can have the little ones out front...
Claire : You know what, sir? If you don't mind... I've got this.
Come on, people. Let's get out here. Haley, Alex, Luke I need you to unwrap Will, all right? I need the Dunphys over on this
side. Dad, you're in the middle. Mitchell, Cam, Lily on this end.
Phil : Okay. Listen.
Claire : Uh-huh?
Phil : I know I screwed up, But if ever you're in my arms again...
Claire : Phil, not now.
Phil : Yes, now! I don't want to look at this picture when I'm 80
years old and you're long dead and know that you were angry at me When we took it!
Claire : Phil, we'll talk about what you did later.
Photographer : Okay, everybody. Eyes over here.
Phil : I didn't do anything. She kissed me.
Claire : What?! Who kissed you?
Phil : Gloria.
Jay : What?!
Gloria : It was the kiss-cam.
Jay : Why did you kiss Cam?
Gloria : No, I kissed Phil. He told me I had to.
Phil : No. No.
Claire : Okay. Hang on a second. Was this before or after you
ignored the phone call from your wife?
Phil : You saw that, too?!
Claire : Mm.
Jay : Could we please just take the damn picture?!
Photographer : Okay, everybody, one more time.
Cameron : Just so you know, I am angry with you.
Mitchell : I knew it!
Claire : Oh, damn it!
Cameron : It was a big day for me, and he didn't go because he
doesn't like small talk!
Claire : Would it be terribly inconvenient to just postpone this hissy fit for a few minutes?
Mitchell : Okay, you know what?! Maybe some of us don't want to
take a picture today!
Haley : Thank you!
Cameron : Yeah, and, please, Claire, don't try to make Mitchell do something he doesn't want to do.
Mitchell : Oh, shut up, Cam!
Claire : Okay, stop it! Stop it! Everyone! Listen, this took me
forever to put together, So I don't really care who kissed who and
who's got a pimple on her head, And who is wearing an
outrageously inappropriate dress! We are gonna get together and
act like a normal family for 1/10 of a freaking second, and we're
gonna do it right now. Come on, let's go.
Mitchell : Get your hands off me!
Claire : No. No, make me. Make me. Make me.
Jay : Oh, this is ridiculous! You're both uptight about everything!
You didn't want to go to a wedding with him because you didn't want to make small talk? That's how I met Gloria. Do you
remember the first thing I said to you?
Gloria : Yes. "I like chocolate, I like fruit, But not together."
Jay : You couldn't come up with that, Ivy league? And you... you
would be a lot happier If you weren't so obsessed with everything being perfect. Look at us here all in white. What are we, a cricket team? News flash... life is not perfect, Claire. Now, calm the hell down!
Claire : Okay, dad, that's great. And that's really easy for you to
say, But do you think I like being like this? No, I don't. So if you
have some quick and easy fix, Why don't you just give it to me
right now? (Someone throws mud) Ohh! Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!
Phil : I-I got this, baby.
Claire : No! What are... Why did you do that? Two people are
dirty!
Mitchell : Well, three.
Cameron : Okay, you know what? That's for "kitschy."
Luke : Mud fight!
Claire : No. Don't do that!
Photographer : Excuse me! Are we still doing this?
Claire : No. No, we're not. (Threw mud at Gloria) Now we are.
Gloria : Ready!
Luke : Whoo-hoo!
Manny : Aah!
Photographer : Say "cheese."
Gloria : Say "cheese!"
(Commentary)
Jay : Back in '30s, when I was sweeping up hair in that barber shop,
I had this mental picture of the family that, If I was lucky enough, one day I would end up with... Perfect wife, perfect kids. Guess what. I didn't get any of that. I wound up with this sorry bunch.
And I'm thankful for that every day. Well, most days.
Luke : I think I'm just gonna go with the Barrymore stuff.
Jay : Yeah, I would.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : Dunphy household
Claire : To the right...To the right...And a skosh to the left. There we go. Whatever. I'm gonna have to take the picture down when I repaint the wall anyhow.
Phil : Kill me now.
Claire : What?
Phil : Don't know how... I got so lucky.
Claire : Mm-hmm?
Phil : I love you.
Claire : I love that picture.
Phil : Yeah.
Claire : Is that a chip on the frame right there?
Phil : No. No.
Claire : I can see it.
Phil : Honey!
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Modern family: Addition
Hayran KurguStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
