Up all night (2)

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Scene: Dunphy household

Luke : I'm sorry!

Phil : You will be sorry. Okay!

Luke : They're here. Really?

Phil : Okay. Did you hear that?

Claire : Hmm?

Phil : Luke broke the... Hey, you changed your clothes.

Claire : Well, I-I had to get dressed.

Phil : Into that sexy, clingy... Oh, my god. It's the firemen.

Claire : No, sweetie.

Phil : And lipstick! I'm out here convulsing in agony and you're
looking for cute tops to wear?

Claire : I just threw on the first thing I could find.

Phil : Well, we got a minute, If you want to try on some tighter
jeans.

Claire : Oh, Phil, sweetie.

Phil : No, by all means, Claire, we want you looking your sexiest
when the hunky gay firemen get here!

Fireman : How we doing?

Claire : We're great.

Phil : He meant me!

Claire : Oh, right.

Phil : Ow!

Me: Stop all of these things and Man, help him.

(Cut the scene)

Scene: Pritchett household

Javier : Oh, listen, Jay, you're a tough guy to compete with. I mean, look at all you have.

Jay : So Manny has to suffer?

Javier : No, you're right. Look, I'm going to try harder. But, you
know, maybe it's a good thing that he has the two of us. From you,
he learns stability. From me, he learns how to be spontaneous...
Grab life by the throat.

Jay : Well, we do a little throat-grabbing ourselves around here, you know? We were on our way to Benihana when you showed up.

Javier : Hey, as long as my boy follows his passion. The worst
career decision I ever made was playing baseball, But I loved
every minute of it.

Jay : You played baseball?

Javier : I lived baseball. I only made it to triple-a, But I played with all those guys... Sosa, McGwire. You look like played some.

Jay : Well, I played in high school. I was all right. Never hit a
curveball.

Javier : So that's a dream of yours, to hit a curve?

Jay : Used to be.

Javier : "used to be." Ugh, por favor.

Jay : I said that again, right?

Javier : Please, come on.

Jay : You're right. I shouldn't say that.

Manny : What are you guys doing?

Jay : Manny, did we wake you up? I'm sorry.

Manny : No, I was doing my science extra credit.

Jay : Of course you were.

Manny : So, can I play?

Jay : That's up to your dad.

Javier : Actually, I think we're done with pool for right now. I have a better idea for the three of us. Vamos.

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