Scene: Dunphy household
(Commentary)
Me : What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny : "That's too much cologne."
Haley : "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke : "Don't talk black to me."
Me: " You are so young. "
Manny : "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke : How do you even talk black? Like, end words with "izzle"?
Alex : It's talk back, you idiot.
Luke : Oh.
Alex : "Act more like an adult." What does "act more like an adult" even mean?
Me: " You should act like your peers. " do you even know who can be my peers.
(Back to the scene)
Phil ( to Luke) : Look at you. You're soaked. That is so lame! You're the one who wanted to do it!
Claire : What are you two doing?
Phil : I picked up one of those water weasels. You hook it on the end of the hose and it flies around in the air.
Claire : Just...Like a weasel.
Phil : Yeah, look at how awesome. He's so wet.
Luke : I put the weasel in my pants.
Phil : He totally did!
Haley : Dork. Is there a reason why my window is wet?
Phil : Hmm, very difficult to say. Um, I don't know. Up to... ow.
Ow!
Claire : What's wrong? Sweetie, are you okay?
Phil : A little... a little twinge,
Yeah.
Haley : I'll call 911.
Alex : Maybe the firemen will come.
Phil : No, no! No. No. No!
Alex : Give me it!
(Commentary)
Phil : The firemen in our town have a reputation for being...Hot. Do I resent that? Of course not. These guys are my friends. I play
basketball with them. I bake for them. My question is... what's
hot?
(Cut the scene)
Scene: Pritchett household
Jay: Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
Gloria : We're coming. Manny, it's inappropriate because she's
your teacher.
Manny : What's the big deal, anyway?
Jay : It's a surprise, you'll see.
Manny : Oh, my god!
Gloria : Jay, you didn't!
Jay : Yes, I did. I got us into that new Benihana.
Gloria : Huh?
Jay : They got a chef there that can flip a shrimp into his own hat.
What the hell?
Manny : Dad!
Javier : There's my boy!
Jay : What the hell is he doing here?
Gloria : Jay.
(Commentary)
Jay : No, he was supposed to pick up Manny yesterday and
disappointed him again, as usual. Now he just sails in here out of
the blue? I don't like the guy. Do I have reasons? Yeah. Good
reasons? Yeah. How many reasons do I need? None. I don't like the guy.
[OPENING CREDITS]
Javier : So, I would have called, but while I was buying this boat
for a friend, I got chased out to sea by another boat.
Manny : Were they pirates?
Javier : I didn't stop to ask.
Jay : It's not hard to tell. Did they have curvy swords and sing
songs about how fun it is to be a pirate?
Javier : Wow Jay, such a beautiful house, huh?
Jay : So, we were just headed out to dinner.
Javier : What, you think I show up empty-handed? I brought
dinner... lobsters!
Manny : Did you catch them with your bare hands!
Javier : No, but I bought them with my bare hands.
Manny : Wow!
Javier : And I have some nice wine, a good Cuban cigar for Jay.
Hey, why don't you take a picture of him with your new camera?
Manny : I don't have a camera.
Javier : You do now.
Manny : Awesome! All this excitement, my heart is just going.
Javier : Now, listen to me, you bring that with you when you come to visit me this summer. We'll go in a race car with my friend, And after that, maybe a bullfight. I know all these guys, the matadors... They are like artists.
Jay : You're quite the bullfight artist yourself.
Gloria : Uh...Manny, Why don't you show your father to the
kitchen?
Javier : Por favor, dios mio. Someone put on some music. Tonight, we dance.
Jay : Oh, we're gonna dance. What did he say? Does he need
money for the lobsters?
Gloria : Jay, be nice.
Jay : "be nice"? I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen and I got a
stolen boat in my driveway.
Gloria : If it was for me, he'll be out of my life. But it's good for
Manny to be with his father.
Jay : I just can't believe you ever fell for that act.
Gloria : Colombians can be very persuasive. They can make you
agree to things before you even know it.
Jay : You must have been pretty naive.
Gloria : Yeah, but now I'm with the right man, okay?
Jay : Right.
Gloria : Javier is only going to stay one night.
Jay : Good. Wait. What?
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
