Scene: Dunphy household
Claire : Hey, honey, Hugh grant has a...
Phil : Not in...
Claire : okay, well, Alex has a cello lesson at eleven and junior
congress at noon.
Haley : Doesn't she also have no boys at forever?
Alex : Don't you have an eating disorder you need to attend to?
Claire : Yeah, anyway, uh, we could see the 4:00 or the 6:20.
Phil : Oh, actually, that's no good. I'm meeting my friend Denise
for a drink?
Claire : Denise? Do I know Denise?
Phil : Yeah, you know, my old girlfriend.
Haley : Oh, my god. Gross. I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire : Thank you. (In praise)
Luke : You had a girlfriend before mom?
Phil : Try two. Trust me. I had plenty of fun in my time. And then I met your mom.
Claire : And thank you. (In sarcasm)
Phil : So, uh, I guess she travels around selling makeup For a
cosmetics company. She's in town for a week.
Alex : You mean she's like a door-to-door salesman?
Luke : If you were doing it, They'd call it a dork-to-dork salesman.
Phil : Ohh! My boy strikes like a rattlesnake!
Alex : Oh, yeah? Well... well, you...
Me : And if you were doing it, oh -a - oh Sorry! you are unemployed.
Phil : Hahaha. Strikes like a thunder.
Claire : Wow. All right, well, we can see the movie tomorrow.
Come on. It's time for your lesson.
Luke : You mean her second lesson, because she just got schooled.
Alex (struggling to come up with counter argument) : What's wrong with me today?
Claire : Shake it off, champ. It's not your day.
Me: Well bro, You don't a lesson because you didn't qualify for admission.
(Cut the scene)
Scene: Pritchett household
Manny : Hey.
Gloria : Ay. Good morning, papi.
Manny : Is it?
Gloria : Aw, you're still sad because of that audition.
Manny : That part was mine. I was born to play Tevye. Instead
they give it to Rod Jackson? What does he know from suffering?
Jay : How we doing?
Gloria : A little better, But we're gonna go and throw ice cream at the problem.
Jay : Well, if that doesn't work, this should do the trick. (Holding the poster with a proverb on it )
Manny : "what doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
Jay : We can hang this in your room. You can see it every morning, start to internalize it. Pretty soon, nothing will keep you down.
Manny : But it's not true.
Jay : What are you talking about?
Manny : Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker. My
friend's grandfather had a heart attack. Now he needs a machine
to breathe.
Gloria : I've seen him at the supermarket. Now he needs to drive one of those little, like...
Jay : Yeah, that's right. Be negative.
Gloria : It's just not a good poster, Jay.
Jay : You're only making me stronger.
[OPENING CREDITS]
Scene: Pritchett-Tucker household
Mitchell : Did you pack the, uh, bread for the ducks?
Cameron : Yes.
Mitchell : Not the whole-wheat kind. The ducks don't like that.
Cameron : They're ducks, Mitchell. They don't care.
(Commentary)
Cameron : We both believe that animals Should play a big part in Lily's life. Having grown up on a farm, I was surrounded by them. They were more like brothers and sisters than just, you know,
livestock.
Mitchell : Delicious brothers and sisters.
Cameron : Life on a farm... they know what they're getting into.
Mitchell : Eesh.
(Back to the scene)
Mitchell : Wait. Oh, it's a call.
Cameron : Don't answer it.
Mitchell : I have to.
Cameron : It's like this every Saturday. Just ignore it.
Mitchell : Well, maybe it's not that this time. Hello? (Realising it's from the office)
Cameron : Yeah.
(Cut the scene)
Scene: Pritchett household
Jay : That's nice. Holy... Shel? You all right, buddy? (In Manny's room trying to hang the framed poster but it fells and kills the pet)
(Cut the scene)
Scene : Mitchell driving
Cameron : Oh, there's four of them, Mitchell! They're giving her little duck kisses, and she... oh, she's laughing! I can't believe
you're missing this. (Speaking on handheld Motorola shoe phone which was released just 2-3 years ago)
Mitchell : Well, why not, Cam? I've missed everything else. She
rolled over when I was in Phoenix. She started scooting en I was in court.
Cameron : Well, just tell them you're not coming in. You do
enough for them.
Mitchell : Well, you know that, I know that, you know? The only
one who doesn't know that is my sucky boss. He's the suckiest
suck of all time. He's a miserable son of a bitch who... May have
heard everything I just said.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : Dunphy household
Claire : Hi honey! When are you getting together with your gal
pal?
Phil : Actually, I was just waiting for her message. She's supposed to message me like an hour ago. (In this time, pager is used for small message communication in short distance and other methods are not available)
Claire : How long have you two been in touch with each other?
Phil : Uh, she tracked me down about a year ago.
Claire : Mm. Mm, mm.
Phil : What? What's... what's that sound?
Claire : Mm. Nothing.
Phil : Oh. There she is right now. "meet Le Reve 7:30?"
Claire : Well, that sounds innocent enough. I mean, drinks with an
ex-girlfriend at an intimate French restaurant.
Phil : Honey, you're doing that thing where you say what I want you to say but your tone seems mean.
Claire : Let me guess... Denise isn't married.
Phil : Recently divorced. What's the big deal?
Claire : Come on, Phil. You can't be that naive. Seriously, a women
in her 30s, has constant contact with you, inviting to you at french restaurant for meal. She's like ninjas. She will get in her little black outfits and try and sneak her way into our marriage.
Phil : That's not Denise.
Claire : Mm.
Phil : Okay, I will tell you some of things we talked over phone and you're gonna feel silly.
Phil : The other day, she called and said hey, Phil. How's it going?
Claire ( trying sexy voice) : "hey, Phil. How's it goin'?"
Phil : You can't add the sexy voice. "hi, Phil. How's it going?" That's how she said. And then she Asked me about my neck pain.
Claire : What she said ?
Phil: So glad to hear that your neck is better.
Claire : "so glad to hear your neck is better" (imitating in funny tone)
Phil : Are you seriously jealous?
Claire : No! I am not jealous at all. I just happen to know women
better than you do, and I think she is passing moves on you.
Phil : Okay, just to prove how wrong you are, I'm gonna invite her over here for drinks.
Claire : Fine with me. Just hope it's fine with Denise. "gee, Phil. I
really had my heart set on Le Reve."
Phil : That voice doesn't bother me. Kind of like it!
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At a intersection
Cameron (from his car) : Well, has he been acting weird around you?
Mitchell (from his car) : No, no. I've been avoiding him all morning.
Cameron : So you don't even know if he heard you.
Mitchell : Well, that's why we're doing this. Hey, where are you? I only have a half-hour for lunch.
Cameron : Hello, handsome. (To passing stranger)
Mitchell : Okay, so, uh, this is where it happened. Just, um, roll down the window, and we'll… we'll see if you can hear me. Okay.
Cameron : Go around! We're re-creating a faux pas! Thank you! (To others on the road)
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
