Phil : That doesn't sound like him. You asked him to do something
and he didn't do it?
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At waiting area
Cameron : But he never asked! I mean, all he said was, "Lily's bag
needs to be packed, and the newspaper needs to be cancelled."
Claire : That sounds to me like he was asking for help.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : In the car
Phil : Sounds to me like you expected him to read your mind.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At waiting area
Cameron : What am I, a psychic?
Claire : No, it's not about reading minds. It's about knowing what
your partner needs.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : In the car
Phil : Here's an idea. Just say, "help me." You don't even have to say "me" just "help." Then he'll know exactly what you want. You won't have to get all mad.
Mitchell : I'm not mad. It's just... You know, you want to believe
that you're on the same wavelength as someone, and then it's just... It's a little disheartening when you find out you're not.
That's all.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At waiting area
Cameron : What's frustrating is I would do anything for Mitchell,
And... and, frankly, it's a little hurtful that he doesn't know that.
Haley : So...Airports, huh?
Boy : Yeah.
Haley : Are you drawing something there?
Boy : Eh, it's no good.
Haley : Tortured artist. Classic.
Boy : Oh. Yeah. It's a robot!
Haley : Oh, yeah, sure is. What's behind him?
Boy : A dinosaur. It's for school. We're supposed to make a small cartoon strip.
Haley : We had to do that, too, back in the eighth...
(Commentary)
Alex : He was 14 years old!
Haley : Shut up.
Alex : "He's my soul mate."
(Back to the scene)
Voice : This is the final boarding announcement for...
Scene : At the bar
Jay : Whatcha drinking?
Claire : Dad. Hey. Mostly tonic, actually, thanks to my new
sponsor here. I'm a little jittery about flying.
Jay : What are you talking about? You fly all the time.
Claire : Yeah. I know. This started just in the last couple years. I
think I'm just... I'm nervous 'cause I've got so much to lose now,
you know? What about you?
Jay : I'm taking a break from my vacation.
Claire : We haven't even started yet.
Jay : Well, I got to figure I might not have a lot of time for myself,
You know, what with the luaus, the hiking, The talent shows.
Claire : Are you not happy that we're coming with you?
Jay : It's just not what I expected.
Claire : But, dad... Doesn't it feel good to know that your whole
family is willing to drop everything to be with you, to fly across the ocean in a steel coffin? I'm gonna finish that.
Jay : It's not you guys. I love the family.
Claire : Mm-hmm.
Jay : It just kinda feels like Gloria's going out of her way not to
spend time with me.
Claire : You don't believe that, do you? Oh, come on, dad. That is
so crazy and so adorable. That woman loves you.
Jay : Well, I didn't say I wasn't lovable.
Gloria : It's not every wife that would spend the money to fly a
family to Hawaii.
Jay : Okay, where does everybody think Gloria's money comes
from?
Me : Mom, are you drinking?!
Claire : No, No.
Me : Where is Hayley?
Claire : I don't know, somewhere at waiting area.
Jay : What happened.
Me : Dylan broke out of our house when we left.
Claire : What ?! How do you know this ?
Me : I have appointed one of the security guy of my company to watch over our house 24×7 until we return. He called me to inform about it.
Claire : O god! What do we do?
Me : Easy. I have told him to lock our house and watch over. He is trustworthy.
Jay : Good. Good. You always think ahead.
Me : It's was important.
Jay : So, is someone watching over my house too?
Me : Relax Grandpa. All of our homes is watched over by trusted security personnel.
Jay : Excellent. Atleast someone is responsible and intelligent enough to have backup planning.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : In security office
Security : So, what kind of business did you have in Japan?
Manny : I've never been to Japan.
Security : You didn't go to Osaka in November 1969.
Manny : I was 4.
Gloria : Enough. Why don't you question the other people in the
gate, huh? Did you see the old lady with the cane? What if she has a ceramic knife in there that can go through the metal detector? And yet you waste your time harassing a little kid!
Security : Ma'am, you seem to know an awful lot about sneaking contraband onto a plane.
Gloria : Yeah, I'm Colombian.
Security : Have you ever been to Japan?
Gloria : I would like to make a phone call.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At waiting area
Voice : Ladies and gentlemen, pre-boarding for our flight to Maui Will begin in the next few minutes.
Claire : Luke, please stop
spinning.
Luke : Sorry.
Claire : Now make the airport stop spinning.
Phil : We made it!
Mitchell : Cameron.
Claire : Oh, boy.
Phil : Claire!
Claire : Oh, my God, thank God you're here! Hi! Oh, honey.
Mwah!
Mitchell : I am so sorry.
Claire : It was my fault.
Phil : It wasn't your fault.
Cameron : I should have known what you wanted.
Phil : Are you drunk?
Claire : Kinda.
Me : Where is Manny and Gloria.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At security office
Manny : And once I spent a week in Cancún, which, by the way,
did not live up to the hype.
Jay : Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
Security : (To Jay) We're almost done here, sir. (To gloria) So you and your son are traveling together.
Gloria : Yes.
Security : Then why are you departing Maui on different dates?
Gloria : Well, because... he's traveling back home with his family.
Jay : What?
Gloria : Surprise! They're only staying for six days. The rest of the time, it's only you and me.
Jay : Really?
Gloria : Mm-hmm. I wanted to spend some time alone with my
husband, drink cocktails by the pool, sleep in.
Jay : Mm. I could not love you any more than I do right now.
Gloria : I also found a topless beach.
Jay : I was wrong.
(Cut the scene)
Scene : At last reception
Boarding Attendant : Mr. Jackson, have a great flight. It's to the
left. Oh, gorgeous.
Cameron : Oh, thank you. It's vintage.
Mitchell : I think he meant Lily.
Cameron : You don't know that.
Alex : Yo, there's another hottie for you at 5:00.
Jay : It's whale "watching."
Gloria : Whale "washing."
Jay : "watching."
Gloria : "watshing."
Jay : It's close enough.
Boarding Attendant : Hi, sir. Have a good flight, sir.
Phil : Quick, do your zombie impression.
Boarding Attendant : Oh, she hasn't been drinking, has she?
Phil : Oh, no, no, no. She's ...she's hilarious. Okay, let's do "bride of
Frankenstein." Oh! That is so... so good.
(Every one boarded the plane)
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
