Luke : Dad, look.
Phil : Just a sec, buddy. I'm on my way out to the bathroom.
Alex : Check it out. The Aubreys had this huge party last night,
and we got all these bottles to recycle.
Phil : Great!
Alex : What's Jagermeister?
Phil : Um... Well, you know how in a fairy tale there's always a
potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guys start
kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a
castle. You wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
Dylan : Haley!
Alex : Luke, you're spilling it!
Luke : Aw, crud!
Alex : God! Aah! Gross! A rat!
Luke : Cool.
Haley : Hang on, I'm coming!
Dylan : I believe you have something that belongs to me... My heart.
Haley : I thought I I.M.'d you to stay away.
Dylan : Ow! Haley!
Phil : Hello? Dylan? D-money? Hey, buddy? Hey, buddy?! Hello,
friendly neighbors! Little help?
Dylan : But I love you!
Haley : Well, you should have thought about that before you took that skank Sharon Nicolini to a romantic movie!
Dylan : I didn't take her. She was just there.
Haley : So you were just there by yourself at a romantic movie! I don't think so!
Dylan : Yeah! Yeah. I like this kind of movies. Come on. Let's not fight. Let's just discuss this like two un-immature adults.
Haley : Ugh!
Phil (entering Port- a- potty cabinet) : Oh. Oh. Hello? Mrs. Patterson. Hi. I've been waiting for your call. Yeah. Um, is there any chance that maybe we could talk a little bit... No, no. Now's perfect. That's fine. I-I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. Let me just... Close my office door. there we go. Much, much better.
Scene: In the cafe across the accident site
Mitchell : Maybe we should go over the accident one more time?
Gloria : Put the ducks on a row. You're such a good lawyer.
Mitchell : Uh, yeah, I just want to make sure We're 100% clear on
exactly what happened.
Gloria : Oh, we're clear. I told you. What? You don't believe me?
Mitchell : No! No! I just... You know, sometimes. Like, is it
possible, maybe, you were driving too fast?
Gloria : Who said I was driving fast?
Manny : Yeah. Who?
Mitchell : I just... I'm looking at the street, and I'm thinking if you
were driving a little fast, It's possible that maybe you didn't see the car...
Gloria : You're like everyone else, huh? You blame the latino
driver. Where I come from, they always blame the latino driver.
Mitchell : Where you come from, isn't everybody a latino driver?
Gloria : Manny, tell him.
Manny : I can't 'cause I have cupcake in my mouth.
Gloria : Oh, come on! Don't blame your cupcake! What? You think
I'm guilty, too?
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
