The funky valentine (3) + bank purchase (1)

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Scene: At comedy show

Gloria : Oh, Jay, papi. Don't pay attention to what he's saying.
He's just being funny.

Jay : Because he points out the truth. Those people were laughing because they saw it, too.

Gloria : What do you care what they think?

Jay : I don't. I care what you think.

Gloria : I love you. You're my valentine.

Jay : Yeah, for now. But what about when I'm 80 and I' a
wheelchair, on oxygen? You still gonna want me?

Gloria : Do you think I'm so shallow that I'm gonna leave you when you're old? What if I gain 100 pounds? You gonna leave me then?

Jay : No!

Gloria : What's with the pause?!

Jay : Well, it's not exactly fair. I mean, I have to get old. You don't have to get fat.

Gloria : If I want to get fat, I get fat.

Jay : Okay, fine. And if you do, I'll be there. You'll see.

Gloria : Oh, yeah, watch me. Watch me how I get fat! I can get fat.

Jay : And I'll be there.

Gloria : Mm. Good. You want to go back in?

Jay : No. I got a better idea. Let's go salsa dancing. This guy's not
that funny.

Gloria : Perfect.

(Cut the scene)

Scene: At hotel

Phil : We're good! We're good! I talked to maintenance. They're...
they're coming, so go on ahead.

Claire : Oh.

Phil : See you guys. See you later. See you at school? Good to see
you guys. Maintenance is gonna take care of it. So we're fine.

Claire : Okay. Okay, how long till they get here?

Phil : I was faking it. No one's coming for us.

Claire : Well, then, go and get them! Hurry! That was the most
embarrassing moment of my life!

Meanwhile I alongwith my team was passing from the area.

Me: Dad! Mom! What are you two doing here?!

Phil:......a....aaaa......aha....we were.... having dinner....ya! Ya! Having dinner, you know, Today is valentine's day.

Me: Oh. Ya! I was so busy today, propably it slipped my mind. So have you eaten dinner?

Claire: Yes. We just finished.

Me: Okay.

Claire: So what are you doing here?!

Me (singnalling my team to proceed to the destination) : oh. I'm having a meeting here with a someone.

Phil: Who?! Who you are having meeting with.

Me: Oh, he.... remember when I told you that I'm considering buying a wholesome bank. Meeting is regarding that.

Phil: Oh! O..oka... okay.

Me: Are you two okay? I mean you two are little spaced out.

Claire: No! no no No! We are-

Me (adjusting my position to observe ) : Your coat is struck, Mom.

Claire: Ya....ya.. Yes. It's stuck.

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