Claire: I-I-I think what dad is trying to say is that Mitchell, you’re a little uptight, kids bring chaos and you don’t handle it well.
Mitchell: Oh, uh, that’s not what dad is saying; that’s what you’re saying and it’s insulting in a whole different way.
Phil: Okay people, let’s all chillax.
Me: And how to do that??
Alex: Hey, where’s uncle Cameron?
Mitchell: Final- thank you. Thank you. Someone who’s not insulting me notices he’s not here.
Jay: Aaah, so that’s the big announcement, huh? You two broke up. Well, a baby wasn’t gonna help that anyway. And you know, let me tell you: you’re a lot better off because he was a bit of a drama queen.
Mitchell: Okay, no, no, no, stop! You come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend who, by the way, is not that dramatic and- (“Circle of Life” starts playing; lights dim) Oh god… (Cameron enters carrying Lily; holds her up as spotlight shines on her) We adopted a baby. Her name is Lily.
Cameron: Isn’t it exciting?
Mitchell: Just turn it off.
Cameron: I can’t turn it off; it’s who I am.
Mitchell: The music.
Cameron: Oh, yes, the music. (turns it off) Come say hi to Lily! (Family fawns over Lily; Jay stands from afar)
Phil: Lily. Isn’t that gonna be hard for her to say?
Jay: Um, excuse me. Okay, I-I know that I said I thought this was a bad idea, but, uh… what do I know? I mean, it’s not like I wrote the book on fatherhood. I’ve been trying all my life to get it right; I’m still screwing up. Right, Manny?
Manny: I wrote a song about it in the car.
Jay: Of course you did. Uh… anyway, I’m happy for you and, uh, you should know that, uh, I’m not here to spit in your face; I’m here to blow at your back. (family’s confused) It’s supposed to sound better in Spanish.
Me: seas el ala en su espalda, no el escupitajo en su cara.
Cameron: Ah, that’s beautiful.
Gloria: cuando aprendiste español?
Me: hace apenas un mes no tomó mucho tiempo.
Gloria: eso es genial, ahora puedo hablar con alguien en mi lengua materna
( meanwhile everyone was looking at us)
Me: What? It's beautiful language so I learnt it. I'm genius.
Jay: Anyhow, Mitch…
Mitchell: No, dad, it’s… (takes Lily) Do you wanna meet grandpa?
Jay: Are you kidding? She’s one of us now. Let me see your little podsticker. Hey! You’re a cutie, aren’t you? Ah.
Me: You know uncle Mitchell, I always felt something missing from our family. Now I knew what. Let me see as well.
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Modern family: Addition
FanfictionStory will follow on the lines of Sitcom Modern family but with slight twist and more spices. let's see what happens when someone from other universe born in this funny family. does he has something unique, what are his aspirations, what is his goal...
