One of Peter's favourite things to do is looking into the cameras at Stark Tower like he's on the office and saying random things. These are the ones Tony has saved:
"I'm able to do a lot of things, but admitting to Mr. Stark I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket and I didn't is not one of them."
After someone yells at Tony and quits their job, storming out: "Don't talk to me or my Iron-Dad ever again."
"I bet he doesn't even watch these. I could probably share my darkest secrets right now."
Jumping up and down after spending two minutes on the computer: "I got Mr. Stark on the What Avenger Are You Quiz!! Yussss...."
Peter, after studying for 5 hours straight: "Why is Thor so hot??"
"THeRe iS nO suCh tHinG aS tOo mUch sTaR waRs"
"I'm just trying to do my bestpacito but I keep getting called out."
"Finger guns in asterisks"
Singing, quietly: "Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, could he get, on the voice, probably, his singings...noice."
"I make terrible science puns, but only periodically. Finger guns in asterisks."
"A bear walks into a bar and says, 'hey, can I have a ........ beer?'The bartender says 'sure, but why the big paws?' Finger guns in asterisks."
"I think saving someone is the coolest thing someone can do."
"Table flips in asterisks. gOSH HECKIN DANG IT!!"
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Spider-Son & Iron Dad one shots
FanfictionA whole bunch of funny, cute one shots for our favourite father-son duo in the MCU:) -- MY CONTENT AND ACCOUNT IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR ST*RKER SHIPPERS. THIS IS A PUBLIC AND VERY LOUD DNI. GTFO MY PAGE.
