Superfamily & Irondad one shots

Accessing the quinnjet

Tony

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Boss

-Welcome teamleader

Steve

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Steve Rodgers

-Acess denied

-Captain Rodgers

-Access denied

-Captain America

-Access denied

*Sssiiiiggghh*

-Capsicle

-Welcome America's Ass

Clint

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Clint Barton

-Access denied

-Agent Barton

-Access denied

-Hawkeye

-Access denied

*Sssiiiggghh*

-Katniss

-Welcome Bird Brain

Natasha

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Natasha Romanoff

-Access denied

-Agent Romanoff

-Access denied

-Black Widow

-Access denied

*Sssiiiggghh*

-Natalie Rushman

-Welcome mean Ballerina

Carol

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Carol Danvers

-Access denied

-Captain Marvel

-Access denied

-Vers

-Access denied

*Sssiiiiggghh*

-Glowing space lady

-Welcome space mom

Bucky

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Bucky Barnes

-Access denied

-Barnes

-Access denied

-Winter Solider

-Access denied

....

-Metal Arm.

-Welcome ice cube

Sam

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Sam Wilson

-Access denied

-Wilson

-Access denied

-Falcon

-Access denied

-.....Sammy boi?

-Access denied

-Then what the hell is it!!!? If not.....

-Red goggles

-Welcome Bird man

Deadpool

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Wade Wilson

-Access denied

-Deadpool

-Access denied

-Peter's boyfriend

-Initiating ejection sequence

*Wade gets thrown out of the quinnjet and of the avengers tower*

Peter

*Puts hand on palm reader*

-Peter Parker

-Access denied

-Peter Stark

-Access denied

-Spider-Man

-Access Denied

-Underoos?

-Welcome baby cheeks. Please be seated in the kids seat.

-I'm a teenager!

-Please be seated in the kids seat aka the teenager seat.

*Groans annoyed*

A/N

So today's my big brother's birthday. And I know he doesn't read and he doesn't even have wattpad downloaded. So I can write this here.
Thank you for always supporting me and helping me out when I don't even know I need help. You help me more than you think and I owe you big for that. You're always nice to people who maybe aren't nice to you. Honestly you're the best brother and friend I could ever ask for. Happy birthday!

Axel if you're somewhat reading this. I was kidding. You're an idiot.