Therapist so what brought you here today?
Steve Well my husband have a bit of a problem that we hoped you could help us with
Tony I do not have a problem!
Therapist I see. And what do you Steve think Tony's problem is?
Steve He adopts kids faster than we can make room for them
Therapist I'm sorry. I don't quite understand. Do you mean your husband wants to adopt a lot of children?
Steve No, I mean he adopts every kid he sees.
Tony That's a lie!
Steve You have one biological daugh Morgan. Then we adopted Peter. Then you adopted a kid you met years ago. Then also we have Vision who is your creation. And also Nebula, Dum-E, Dum-U....Ultron is also kinda your creation. Even tho he's evil. Umm....Kamala, Miles, Riri, Sam. All your A.I's. And I know very well you want to adopt Peter's friends Ned, Shuri and MJ.
Therapist ......
Tony Well....looks like we're not going to couples therapy anymore. You just broke our therapist
Steve Not again!!
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Superfamily & Irondad one shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of one shots of Spider-Man and the avengers. Irondad, spider-son, superfamily. All that stuff. enjoy! .... None of the artwork is mine unless said otherwise
