7. mustard

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I woke up in the airport.

WHEN DID I GET HERE??????????? WHY DID I GET HERE????????? DO I HAVE MAGIC POWERS???????? YES????? NO????????? DEFINITELY????????

"OH MY GOD I TOTALLY HAVE MAGIC POWERS!" I shot up from my seat looking around the area.

NO ONE IS AROUND TIME 2 GO CRAZY

"WHOOHOO I HAVE MAGIC POWERS!"

WAIT Y/N IF PEOPLE REALIZE YOU CAN DO AWESOME STUFF WITH YOUR POWERS THEY'LL WANT TO PUT YOU IN A MUSEUM OR SOMETHINGUYSDG

OH NO!!!

YEAH THAT WOULD BE NO FUN AT ALL >:(((((

"NEVERMIND!" I screamed at the empty gate.

RIGHT I USE A PRIVATE PLANE THERES NO ONE HERE ANYWAY :///

"I AM NOT CRAZY I DO NOT HAVE SUPER POWERS DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ME!!" I shouted my voice echoing off the walls.

OOOOO ECHOOO

"Boss!" Momo's voice carried across the space as she ran up to me.

WOW MOMO IS HERE TOO?? DOES SHE HAVE SUPERPOWERS??

"Omg Momo how did u get here?"

Was it by TELEPORTATION????

"Oh uh we took the subway lol," she sat down next to me.

U MEAN U TOOK THE SUBWAY I TELEPORTED!

"Uh huh," I smiled at her glancing over at the gate. "When are we leaving?????"

YO WE DONT EVEN HAVE TO TAKE THE PLANE DUDEUDUE

YES WE CAN TELEPORT TEHRE!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

"We were just waiting for you to wake up," Momo sighed grabbing my suitcase.

YES BUT YOURE IGNORING THE FACT THAT I TELEPORTED HERE!!

"OK BUT DID YOU SEE MY MAGIC POWERS!" I finally burst out skipping up to her.

THEY'RE SO COOL MY TELEPORTATION IS SO COOL.

"I told you we took a train here," Momo repeated continuing forward.

UH NO I TELEPORTED??

"WHATEVER U SAY MOMO!"

WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE FAKING TO HELP CONCEAL MY SECRET IDENTITY THANK U MOMO!

MOMO SAID YES 2 Y/N RIGHTS

OFC SHE DID THATS WHAT SHE GETS PAID FOR

"Whatever you say Y/N!" She rolled her eyes at me stepping onto the plane.

Ping!

HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
Where the fuck are you?

OH MY GOD I HAVENT CHANGED THE CONTACT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL THATS REALLY CUTE OF ME!

Or sad bc after what happened u couldnt look at his contact enough to delete it.

Yes but he also didn't delete mine so we're equally lonely

QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
IM GONNA GO ON A pLANE
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
YOU MEAN I CAME ALL
THIS WAY WITH SEXY
FLOWERS FOR NOTHING???
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
WHAT
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
I BROUGHT FLOWERS? I THOUGHT
THATS WHAT WE ARRANGED???
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
I THOUGHT YOU WERE UGLY
AND MAD AT ME???
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
IM NOT UGLY YOU ARE!
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
SO YOU ARE MAD
AT ME ????????????????
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
OFC WHAT AM I GOING
TO DO WITH THESE FLOWERS???
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
EAT THEM???
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
NO WAY IM INVITING MYSELF
OVER YOU STUPID
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
WHAT NO MY HOUSE
IS A MESS
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
I WAS JUST THERE HOW
TF DID IT GET BAD
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
I HAVE MY WAYS AND
UHHH SOMETIMES
IT FEELS LIKE THERES
A GROUP OF ARMED MEN (& WOMEN)
LIVING IN MY HOUSE
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
WHATEVER IM GOING
INSIDE
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
AS IF THEY'LL NEVER LET
YOU IN
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
DOESN'T MATTER IK THE
PASSWORD STUPID
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
NO YOU DONT????
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
OFC I DO ITS Y/N SUX
MAJOR BUTT
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QUEEN OF THE SEXIES
Goodbye
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HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS
SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME
LOSER
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"I hate you Momo," I grumbled sitting down in my seat.

So much.

"What do you need upgraded seats or something?" She asked signalling for an attendant.

NO WE'RE ON A PRIVATE PLANE ANYWAY I CAN SIT WHEREVER.

"NO YOU TOLD BAKUGO THE HOUSE PASSWORD DIDNT U?" I groaned sliding out of the chair and onto the floor like a sardine.

UGHIE

"I thought you liked him?" She muttered picking up a magazine.

NO I ACTUALLY HATE HIM.

"THATS BESIDES THE POINT I COMPLETELY WRECKED THE OFFICE AFTER YOU LEFT I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU HID EVERYTHING N I EVENTUALLY FOUND IT AND I TOOK OUT ALL THE WEAPONS AND STUFF AND STARED AT THEM BEFORE DECIDING I SHOULD PUT THEM AWAY BUTT INSTEAD OF DOING THAT I GOT UP AND WENT TO BED!" I screamed.

WAIT DID U LOCK THE OFFICE???

"Don't worry I locked the office before you left," Momo reassured offering me a hand up.

Oh phew.

"I mean thank god you're smart and you would never give him the password to the most important part of my house." I smiled up at her grabbing onto her outstretched hand.

THANK GOODNESS FOR COMMON SENSE.

"Fuck," Momo pursed her lips closing her eyes.

"Anything wrong?" I asked buckling myself in.

No need to worry unlike SOMEONE Momo has common sense- she would NEVER add his fingerprint and give him ALL of our passwords.

"Give me a second I need to make a call to Kendo," she nodded at me before rushing to the back of the plane.

Oh no way-


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THEY HAVE NO CHILL

- AIAIIAIAIA

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