𝗆𝗎𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗒𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗒 • 𝘯𝘤𝘵 𝟢𝟢'𝘴

"𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘱𝘵 𝘮𝘦"

"CAN I BE THE DAD?"

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
☆

incoming call from "a mitski song"..

[ACCEPT or DECLINE]

SHOTARO
"alright, let's get things straight."

SHOTARO
"you ALL will be my children. i don't
care if im the youngest."

JENO
"mommy."

YANGYANG
"oh wow."

SHOTARO
"yes i am mommy, who is daddy."

SHOTARO
"come on guys, i want this chance
to be worth the while."

IDYLLIA
"oh he's SERIOUS."

IDYLLIA
"can i be the cat."

JAEMIN
"yes oh my god, she's our
pet cat while haechan's the
dog."

HAECHAN
"fucking kill yourself oh my god."

RENJUN
"who am i?"

YANGYANG
"sassy aunt."

JENO
"can we live in a nice house this time?"

IDYLLIA
"this..time? you guys played
adopt me before..?"

SHOTARO
"look newbie, things are different
around here."

HAECHAN
"set that hoe straight!"

IDYLLIA
"you're at yang's right?"

YANGYANG
"yeah he is."

HAECHAN
"fuck you."

IDYLLIA
"look at the window."

HAECHAN
"you bitch."

JAEMIN
"hey, leave our cat alone!"

IDYLLIA
"thank you jaem."

JAEMIN
"okay."

JENO
"can i be the dad?"

RENJUN
"no, i'm the dad. we already
settled this the other week jeno."

JENO
"yeah but like have you ever
considered others feelings?!
what if i want to be the dad?"

HAECHAN
"then go be a dad! you have
nine months!"

SHOTARO
"..jaemin's the dad."

HAECHAN
"he is not going to be my father."

JAEMIN
"you're the pet either way so
does it really matter?"

HAECHAN
"yes because you watch me
shit when you take me on
walks."

IDYLLIA
"someone's committed to his role."

HAECHAN
"can we kick her out? she's
pissing me off."

SHOTARO
"someones mad.."

YANGYANG
"wait so im the daughter right?"

RENJUN
"yes you are."

IDYLLIA
"imagined i leaked this call
and showed it to the whole
school that their favorite group
of boys are a bunch of losers who
roleplay."

HAECHAN
"you're the cat, you're no better."

IDYLLIA
"..kay."

YANGYANG
"can we choose the green house?"

SHOTARO
"no, red it is."

YANGYANG
"..."

JENO
"wait so who's the dad?"

RENJUN
"me."

JENO
"damn it."

JENO
"last time we played and you
were the dad, you literally locked
me in the room. never have i ever
wanted to kill myself then."

YANGYANG
"I REMEMBER THAT SO CLEARLY."

JAEMIN
"it was five days ago."

IDYLLIA
"you guys played without me."

HAECHAN
"you were busy playing with
shuhua so yes, we played without
you."

IDYLLIA
"okay mr i rejected yeji's friend."

HAECHAN
"I HATE HER! STOP BRINGING
HER UP OR WE'LL STOP BEING
FRIENDS."

IDYLLIA
"guys he thinks of me as a friend.
i feel loved."

RENJUN
"cherish it before he sends
roaches to your front door."

SHOTARO
"sad but true story. a guy pissed
him off and he gathered roaches,
a pregnant bee and sent it to his
house."

IDYLLIA
"why are you not in jail."

HAECHAN
"he doesn't know it was me."

JENO
"wait.."

JENO
"HAECHAN IT WAS YOU??"

HAECHAN
"YOU BASICALLY MURDERED MY
FISH."

JENO
"IT WAS THIRD GRADE?"

SHOTARO
"okay can we play so i can boss
you guys around, please this is
the only chance i have."

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