A9 C273: I Once Tried to Pick the Sun

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Jiang Weimian had only bought one set of condos, but he felt like he could soon own another set of three-bedroom and one-living room condos, or even dig out an entire underground palace. He tried to stand as far away from Xiao Jin'ang as possible and raised his collar to hide his face, enduring the most awkward and excruciating half an hour of his life.

Damn, so awkward.

And those people in the group chat who were eager to see the fun weren't helping, bombarding him with questions about whether he had met Xiao Jin'ang.

Shen Liang: 【Have you met Xiao Jin'ang? What does he look like? Hurry up and share a photo! I'm going to bed in two hours!】

As a once overworked author who almost died from staying up late, Shen Liang was now prioritizing his health.

Chu Xinian was also curious: 【The system is a non-human entity and should be able to adjust its appearance. So, his human form shouldn’t be too ugly.】

Chen Xiao raised an eyebrow and made a comment that left everyone speechless: 【What if Xiao Jin'ang’s aesthetics are those shiny, luminous polyhedral shapes?】

The chat suddenly fell silent after his comment.

Shiny? Luminous? Polyhedral?

Wouldn't that scare people if he looked like that?

However, they were now even more curious about Xiao Jin'ang's human form.

Tang Yan: 【Can he fight? Uh, I mean, does he have muscles? Can you take a picture?】

Rong Xuan: 【Friendly reminder, without the person's consent, this behavior might violate their portrait rights... But Xiao Jin'ang is not human, and we're not using it for profit, so it's okay. Go ahead and take the picture.】

After reading the messages in the group, Jiang Weimian glanced at Xiao Jin'ang, who was still seriously studying the shelves, paused for a moment, and then directly lifted his phone to take a side-profile picture of him:

“Click!”

If he was going down, he wouldn’t be going down alone. At least he wouldn’t be the only one embarrassed.

Jiang Weimian immediately sent the photo to the group.

Chu Xinian's guess was correct in a way. When the system generated a human form, it would automatically choose the best options, so all the facial features were close to perfect.

Therefore, even if Xiao Jin'ang lived like a carefree child with intellectual disabilities, his handsome appearance would still turn heads on the street.

When the people in the group saw the photo, they all made a clicking sound in agreement, thinking he looked decent.

Shen Liang rubbed his chin, pondering: 【So, that's Xiao Jin'ang? Well, he's not as handsome as me, but he looks okay... Wait a minute, what is he holding in his hand?!】

Shen Liang stared at the photo, his face changing slightly. Suddenly, he felt like he had discovered something incredible.

Jiang Weimian, with no expression, replied: 【As you can see, a condom.】

Chu Xinian enlarged the photo and indeed saw a condom, feeling somewhat surprised: 【What is he buying it for?】

In the minds of most hosts, Xiao Jin'ang was still that innocent Xiao Jin'ang. Although he occasionally turned into a yellow diamond, it couldn’t change his innocent personality. After all, why would he need a condom?

Jiang Weimian sneered, replying with Xiao Jin'ang's words: 【To use it.】

What else could it be used for? Making balloons?

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